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44 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

Image may contain: 1 person, text that says 'MovieBob Productions Oh, great... @.. 11h Well, put it somewhere safe, because whatever it is that can ONLY be killed by that should be along any day now. Archaeology & Art @a... 1d Crystal dagger uncovered in Spain, dating to around 3.000 Bc. Show this thread 36 729 1,846'

Is this an example of "making a point crystal clear"?

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OK, Now I'm getting nervous.

Will crystal bullets work in a .45 or should we stock up on silver bullets?

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25 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

OK, Now I'm getting nervous.

Will crystal bullets work in a .45 or should we stock up on silver bullets?

 

Destructive devices for dedicated uses:

Crystal spear points are for Unicorns.

Silver bullets are for Werewolves.

Wooden stakes or shafts are for Vampires, bit only through the heart.

Any head puncturing or crushing implement or projectile works on Zombies.

Lie detectors are for politicians.

Honesty, patriotism and loyalty are for Snowflakes, and Leftists. 

 

There, I think I covered it.

 

 

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22 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

 

Destructive devices for dedicated uses:

Lie detectors are for politicians.

 

 

 

Someone needs a detector for that? Not me. If they opened their mouth, used an implement to write with or used some type of sign language.....they lied.

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23 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

OK, Now I'm getting nervous.

Will crystal bullets work in a .45 or should we stock up on silver bullets?

Go for the silver. You can always trade it for gold. Not certain what that will get you, .

but I would just feel better with gold.  Besides, that feller on TV told me that gold

could  go to record prices, and I always follow their advise. 

 

Now about hat bridge, I am a little doubtful. 

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You have  doubts about the bridge I have for sale??
Trust me.

I'm a liberal.

I would NEVER lie to you.

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7 hours ago, Cypress Sun said:

 

Someone needs a detector for that? Not me. If they opened their mouth, used an implement to write with or used some type of sign language.....they lied.

 

 

 ....... if they're breathing ........ they lied .....   :mellow:

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Back when I was still a deputy town marshal, I told one fellow, "I can tell you are lying, I see your lips moving!"

He wasn't happy, and I didn't care.

He was lying, and we both knew it.

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On 8/20/2020 at 8:11 AM, Kid Rich said:

Looks more like a spear point ta me.

kR

 

That was pretty much how they were made for millennia.  Face it, what is a spear?  A knife on the end of a long shaft.  http://lithiccastinglab.com/gallery-pages/2002septemberdanishdaggerpage4.htm

 

danishdaghandflarorang.jpg

 

daniahdaghandfineflakorange.jpg

 

danishdafstichingorangeedge.jpg

HANDLE EDGE OF A TYPE V DANISH DAGGER
DAGGER PERIOD
NORTHERN EUROPE
FLOYD RITTER COLLECTION

   This picture shows a close-up area of the edge of the handle on the dagger pictured above. The zigzag style of flaking on this dagger was very skillfully done. Pressure flaking with the use of a copper tool is the technique used to make this style that looks like stitched cloth.

 

Axe and knife:
File:Scandinavian Stone Age axe and knife, original.jpg - Wikimedia Commons

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Silver good for both vampires and werewolves - so ya just need to get ya some silver dimes and loadem into 12 gauge shells and ya got protection from vamps, werewolves, and zombies cause it'll still blow their heads off too. Unicorns are an endangered species so ya can't hunt them or kill them without a unicorn license which you can only get from the federal bureau of supernatural services or fed bs services. 

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