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HEY there, y’all!  If y’all ain’t a member yet, better join up!        Cat Brules!

 

 

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1 hour ago, Cat Brules said:

There is excellent Police dash-cam video of one...

When I first read that sentence, I read it as POLISH. :huh:

 

I was thinking, "wait a minute now. I thought the goat sucker was a North American critter. What they doing with pictures of it in Poland?" :P

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6 minutes ago, Alpo said:

When I first read that sentence, I read it as POLISH. :huh:

 

I was thinking, "wait a minute now. I thought the goat sucker was a North American critter. What they doing with pictures of it in Poland?" :P

La ChupacabraSki :) 

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On 8/4/2020 at 11:10 AM, Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 said:

Me TOO!  But then again, I am a snowflake.:rolleyes:

 

Snowflake?  YOU?  Nevah!  

 

Mebbe a bit of a hailstone on occasion, but definitely not a snowflake.  ^_^

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On 8/6/2020 at 1:39 PM, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said:

 

Snowflake?  YOU?  Nevah!  

 

Mebbe a bit of a hailstone on occasion, but definitely not a snowflake.  ^_^

 

 

HEY!!! ........ I represent that ................  :(

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huh , just when i thought id heard it all too ............

 

wonder if PETA knows this ? should we start SLM or BFLM to save them and get them reparations ? 

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A lady, maybe early or mid-30s, looking for a carry gun. This was about 15, 16 years ago.  She was looking over some small Smith and Wesson semi-auto.  She liked it, it fit her hand well, 9mm I think it was.  Her comment on it was, "Oooo...it just ooozes estrogen!"

A guy, caretaker for a small vineyard, I think near Healdsburg, CA.  Guy was from France.  Wanted a good air rifle for taking turkeys that were playing havoc in the vineyard.  Got him ready to buy a RWS break barrel, I think it was a Model 34 "Diana."  Plenty for head shots on turkeys.  Then, when he was about to get out his credit card he said something REALLY stupid.  "And if people come around trying to steal from us I can use this!"  
I grabbed it back from him.  Told him that the shop would not sell it, or any other air rifle to him, and explained to him just why his idea was stupid with a capital idiot.  

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25 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

" his idea was stupid with a capital idiot.  "  :wub:

 

 if you don't mind, .... I'd kinda like to steal this line ......... please.    :ph34r:

 

Well,  since you will do it whether I say yea or nay, Sure! Go ahead!

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On 8/5/2020 at 10:08 AM, Buckshot Bob said:

When I was in college one of my roommates was from the UP of Mi . There’s not allot to do up there so he said when he was in high school he and his friends used to get drunk and take turns putting on a Bigfoot costume they made . Then wait for a lone car to be coming down the road at night run in front of it and into the woods . He said a couple of times people went to town and reported it to the police and it even made the local paper once . Knowing how many people road hunt in Mi I always thought he was lucky he didn’t get shot . I’m thinking things like this are where most of the Bigfoot stories come from. But who doesn’t believe in la chupacabra :) 


I spent the longest winter of my life (1968-69) in Cheboygan, Michigan, which is close enough to the Upper Peninsula for attitudes to blend.

 

It is the reason I live in Missouri today.

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56 minutes ago, J-BAR #18287 said:


I spent the longest winter of my life (1968-69) in Cheboygan, Michigan, which is close enough to the Upper Peninsula for attitudes to blend.

 

It is the reason I live in Missouri today.

You just needed a snowmobile, or take up hockey. Ya gotta get creative in the winter 

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Howdy,

Them UP folks have their own thing going on.

Ice sculpture parties.  Hockey. 4x4 trucks cars and skateboards.

It takes a certain type person.  

And they like winter.  

They put the parking meters back by the buildings so big plows can

clear the sidewalk right along with the street. Not so dumb.

Northern lights very little light pollution. Lots of fishing. 

No good mexican restaurants ....

Best

CR

 

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1 hour ago, Chili Ron said:

Howdy,

Them UP folks have their own thing going on.

Ice sculpture parties.  Hockey. 4x4 trucks cars and skateboards.

It takes a certain type person.  

And they like winter.  

They put the parking meters back by the buildings so big plows can

clear the sidewalk right along with the street. Not so dumb.

Northern lights very little light pollution. Lots of fishing. 

No good mexican restaurants ....

Best

CR

 

To them everyone else is just a Troll :) 

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52 minutes ago, Alpo said:

Does that mean that they are all Billy goats?

UP’ers live above the bridge , everyone below the bridge is a Troll .

When I lived in WI people from Illinois were referred to very un affectionately as flatlanders  

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On 8/4/2020 at 3:20 AM, Major Crimes said:

 

 

I'm thinking 50 cal. Can I get that in a handy CCW size pistol please:wacko:

I have a buddy who might be slightly ticked in the head. He's a firm believer that the Nephilum  (The giants from Genesis) are going to come back and the only thing that will stop them is his Barrett.

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On 8/10/2020 at 3:06 PM, Alpo said:

Yep. The three Billy goats Gruff were on the top of the bridge and the trolls were underneath it.

 

If it helps, I got the reference.

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On 8/4/2020 at 5:20 AM, Rye Miles #13621 said:

Too bad there's not a mental test on the 4473, that lady is a whacko!!:wacko::blink:

Do you really want to submit to a government acuity test to see if you are mentally fit to own a firearm? 

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