Noz Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 I was reading a book about a vengeance driven serial killer. To add to each victims degradation, he also cooked and ate a portion of each. If you were going to eat a prime healthy young human, what cut would you choose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loophole LaRue, SASS #51438 Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 3 minutes ago, Noz said: I was reading a book about a vengeance driven serial killer. To add to each victims degradation, he also cooked and ate a portion of each. If you were going to eat a prime healthy young human, what cut would you choose? No...just..no. LL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 As Mr. Nightlinger said, just butter their heads and swallow 'em whole!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozark Huckleberry Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 I know what Jeremiah Johnson (the historical one) would recommend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Loophole LaRue, SASS #51438 said: No...just..no. LL I concur! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 Backstrap. Always backstrap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Hair, SASS #29557 Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 No, no, no, sick, sick, sick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 12 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: I concur! When you could have just agreed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 12 minutes ago, Michigan Slim said: Backstrap. Always backstrap. I have read that the backstrap on a quadraped is tender because that particular muscle is very seldom used. The main purpose of the spine is just to hold the front end and the back end together. With a biped, however, the spine is constantly flexing backwards and forwards. The muscles on both sides of it are constantly getting used. Seems to me that the backstrap of a biped would be tough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 2 minutes ago, Alpo said: I have read that the backstrap on a quadraped is tender because that particular muscle is very seldom used. The main purpose of the spine is just to hold the front end and the back end together. With a biped, however, the spine is constantly flexing backwards and forwards. The muscles on both sides of it are constantly getting used. Seems to me that the backstrap of a biped would be tough. If the first cut is tough get out the meat hammer and beat the rest into sammich meat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 25 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said: When you could have just agreed! But he’s a lawyer, had to use a word in his vocabulary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tascosa, SASS# 24838 Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 I would consider either of two things. One not tell anyone it was human meat and sell it and by beef., Two, starving!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patagonia Pete Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 Wait ... is this another spin-off from the "ant" thread?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 One good reason to take home the big chick at the bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 55 minutes ago, Michigan Slim said: One good reason to take home the big chick at the bar. The one with the killer thighs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Hangtree Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 4 hours ago, Michigan Slim said: If the first cut is tough get out the meat hammer and beat the rest into sammich meat! Adolph's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 Well, this thread is a little bizarre anyway, so here goes. At one time or another I was watching to a program about the cannibals in New Guinea. The person interviewed a woman that had been a participant. He asked what part was the most tender. She replied the forearm. I will take her word for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South-Eye Ned Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 I don’t intend to get kuru, a disease once found in cannibals from New Guinea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 8 hours ago, Noz said: If you were going to eat a prime healthy young human, what cut would you choose? Wallet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 11 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said: As Mr. Nightlinger said, just butter their heads and swallow 'em whole!! You forgot to pin their ears back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty Newt # 7365 Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 Lord, I apologize for what I was thinking. And be with the pygmies in New Guinea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Brules Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 RIBS! Eat the two racks of ribs......barbecued! Cat Brules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Crimes Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 I am not so sorry about all that sea between us right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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