Alpoesque type question

[Noz]

I was reading a book about a vengeance driven serial killer.  To add to each victims degradation, he also cooked and ate a portion of each.

 

If you were going to eat a prime healthy young human, what cut would you choose?

[Loophole LaRue, SASS #51438]

3 minutes ago, Noz said:

I was reading a book about a vengeance driven serial killer.  To add to each victims degradation, he also cooked and ate a portion of each.

 

If you were going to eat a prime healthy young human, what cut would you choose?

 

No...just..no.

 

LL

[Blackwater 53393]

As Mr. Nightlinger said, just butter their heads and swallow 'em whole!!    

 

 

 

 

Edited August 1, 2020 by Blackwater 53393

[Ozark Huckleberry]

I know what Jeremiah Johnson (the historical one) would recommend.

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

1 hour ago, Loophole LaRue, SASS #51438 said:

 

No...just..no.

 

LL

I concur!

[Michigan Slim]

Backstrap. Always backstrap.

[Dawg Hair, SASS #29557]

No, no, no, sick, sick, sick!

[Eyesa Horg]

12 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

I concur!

When you could have just agreed!

[Alpo]

12 minutes ago, Michigan Slim said:

Backstrap. Always backstrap.

I have read that the backstrap on a quadraped is tender because that particular muscle is very seldom used. The main purpose of the spine is just to hold the front end and the back end together.

 

With a biped, however, the spine is constantly flexing backwards and forwards. The muscles on both sides of it are constantly getting used.

 

Seems to me that the backstrap of a biped would be tough.

[Michigan Slim]

2 minutes ago, Alpo said:

I have read that the backstrap on a quadraped is tender because that particular muscle is very seldom used. The main purpose of the spine is just to hold the front end and the back end together.

 

With a biped, however, the spine is constantly flexing backwards and forwards. The muscles on both sides of it are constantly getting used.

 

Seems to me that the backstrap of a biped would be tough.

If the first cut is tough get out the meat hammer and beat the rest into sammich meat!

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

25 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said:

When you could have just agreed!

But he’s a lawyer, had to use a word in his vocabulary.

[Tascosa, SASS# 24838]

I would consider either of two things. One not tell anyone it was human meat and sell it and by beef., Two, starving!!

 

[Patagonia Pete]

Wait ... is this another spin-off from the "ant" thread?? 

[Michigan Slim]

One good reason to take home the big chick at the bar.

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

55 minutes ago, Michigan Slim said:

One good reason to take home the big chick at the bar.

The one with the killer thighs?

[Marshal Hangtree]

4 hours ago, Michigan Slim said:

If the first cut is tough get out the meat hammer and beat the rest into sammich meat!

 

Adolph's.

[Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172]

Well, this thread is a little bizarre anyway, so here goes. 

At one time or another I was watching to a program about the cannibals 

in New Guinea. The person interviewed a woman that had been a participant. 

He asked what part was the most tender. She replied the forearm. I will take her word 

for it.  

[South-Eye Ned]

I don’t intend to get kuru, a disease once found in cannibals from New Guinea.

[Pat Riot]

8 hours ago, Noz said:

If you were going to eat a prime healthy young human, what cut would you choose?

Wallet! 

[Sedalia Dave]

11 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said:

As Mr. Nightlinger said, just butter their heads and swallow 'em whole!!    

 

 

 

 

 

You forgot to pin their ears back.

[Nasty Newt # 7365]

Lord, I apologize for what I was thinking.  And be with the pygmies in New Guinea.

[Cat Brules]

RIBS!  
     Eat the two racks of ribs......barbecued!

 

Cat Brules

[Major Crimes]

I am not so sorry about all that sea between us right now.

Edited August 2, 2020 by Major Crimes