Pat Riot Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 Oldest joke in human history: Yeah, I didn't get it either... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted January 22, 2021 Author Share Posted January 22, 2021 days! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted January 22, 2021 Author Share Posted January 22, 2021 38 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Oldest joke in human history: Yeah, I didn't get it either... A Priest, a Rabbi and the Pharoah walk into a bar... Hey, it was dark in those days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 29 minutes ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said: days! 1928 days @Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 8 minutes ago, DeaconKC said: 1928 days @Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L? Packard 733 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 4 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Packard 733 Ohhhhh! My mistake.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perro Del Diablo Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 1 hour ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Oldest joke in human history: Yeah, I didn't get it either... you didn't get the joke you wrote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 4 minutes ago, Perro Del Diablo said: you didn't get the joke you wrote Ya got me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 Pat waking up 700 dats from now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 Not allowed? Then just quit. Heck, you are SHORT Imis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 6 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: Pat waking up 700 dats from now. Now you can just stop that! No bad ju-ju please. I used to tease my wife that if something happened that my retirement fund disappeared that we would go all “Bonnie & Clyde” and rob banks to fund our retirement. If we got away with it we could find our retirement. If we didn’t, we’d have a place to stay with meals and free medical. She never really cottoned to idea for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted January 23, 2021 Author Share Posted January 23, 2021 days! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perro Del Diablo Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted January 24, 2021 Author Share Posted January 24, 2021 731 days! (or two years to last day at work!!!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 With Pat retiring out of California, perhaps he should stock up before he moves to a new state. Here's a suggestion: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted January 25, 2021 Author Share Posted January 25, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 47 minutes ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said: Thank you very much, Injun Ryder. And THANK YOU for my count down. It comes in really handy when people at work p*** me off. I just think “I have this many days until I don’t have to put up with this any more.” It puts a smile on my face. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted January 25, 2021 Author Share Posted January 25, 2021 You're quite welcome. (I can relate. I was planning to retire at 66 but got so fed up with the work environment that I retired a year earlier than I planned.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 38 minutes ago, DeaconKC said: Ah, it must be nice to sit by the fire and relax at your age, eh Deacon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 2 hours ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said: You're quite welcome. (I can relate. I was planning to retire at 66 but got so fed up with the work environment that I retired a year earlier than I planned.) When I was planning to retire, the Missus and I went for a meeting with the advisor. He figured up the numbers based on retiring in '18. We then asked what the difference would be if I left in 17 and it was about 200 a month. My wife looked at me and said "You spend that in lunches". So I got to go a year earlier than I expected. That was great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 2 minutes ago, DeaconKC said: When I was planning to retire, the Missus and I went for a meeting with the advisor. He figured up the numbers based on retiring in '18. We then asked what the difference would be if I left in 17 and it was about 200 a month. My wife looked at me and said "You spend that in lunches". So I got to go a year earlier than I expected. That was great! We could retire now if we wanted to live on Ramen and box meals and live in a shoebox. We decided to wait so we could have meat on occasion and live in a little better shoebox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 Just now, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: We could retire now if we wanted to live on Ramen and box meals and live in a shoebox. We decided to wait so we could have meat on occasion and live in a little better shoebox. Better reason to move to Missouri or Arkansas. Escape while you can! If you come here, we've got a great SASS club and I will even buy you the best BBQd brisket sammich you will ever eat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 I got out as early as I could collect my retirement (April). Also, I needed to wait one year after my last raise (July). So, July it was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted January 26, 2021 Author Share Posted January 26, 2021 729 days! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 Under two years now! After a day like yesterday at work...I was actually wishing my life away. Eyes on the brass ring... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted January 27, 2021 Author Share Posted January 27, 2021 Hang in there! 728 days! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted January 28, 2021 Author Share Posted January 28, 2021 days! (and MY birthday!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 Happy Birthday, Injun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 1 hour ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said: days! (and MY birthday!) Happy Birthday!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted January 29, 2021 Author Share Posted January 29, 2021 days! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 Hang in there Pat. (Even if it's just to annoy people!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted January 30, 2021 Author Share Posted January 30, 2021 days! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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