Subdeacon Joe Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 I drove into a BP to get a bottled water and as I drove up, I noticed these 2 police watching a woman who was smoking while pumping her gas.. I saw her and thought, is this lady stupid, crazy, or both, especially with the police standing RIGHT there! But anyway, I minded my own business and went inside and got my drink. As I was paying for my drink, I heard someone screaming!! Like I’m talkin' violent death screams! I looked outside and I saw that this woman's arm was on fire!! She was swinging her arm, running around going nuts!! When I got outside, the police had the woman on the ground and they were putting the fire out!! Then they put handcuffs on her and threw her in the squad car.. I was thinking, arrested? Shouldn’t she be in an ambulance, not a squad car?? And being concerned, I asked the police what they were arresting her for.. He looked at me, dead serious, and said, "WAVING A FIRE ARM”!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-BAR #18287 Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 Several seconds of my life that will never be recovered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 GROAN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Brules Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 Aaargh! CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 Hehehe...good one, Joe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 Joe... Go sit in the corner. No pie for you tonight~! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 Badump.....hssssss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 Ya got me ya basket! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 Did you hear the one about the fellow that was arrested for telling bad jokes?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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