Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted July 28, 2020 Share Posted July 28, 2020 "... there's no flies on you ..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted July 28, 2020 Share Posted July 28, 2020 Is that because of corks hanging from your hat brim? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted July 29, 2020 Share Posted July 29, 2020 of coarse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Rustler, SASS #26680 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 On 7/25/2020 at 3:47 PM, Sedalia Dave said: From my motorcycling touring days. Never let the guy with a windshield lead. Never pass up the opportunity to fill up your tank or empty your bladder. Also, never ask a motorcycle rider for directions if you're in a hurry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 Heard this on yesterday on TV Dumber than a sack of hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South-Eye Ned Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 I get raised eyebrows from foreigners to Texas when I say, “I’m sorry, I can’t help you right now, I have too many irons in the fire.” One lady thought I was referring to a press-iron and couldn’t figure out why I would have one in a fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Gauntlet , SASS 60619 Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 'Well, shut my mouth wide open!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramblin Gambler Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 You know what really burns my butt? A fire about yay high. There just aint no accountin fer some folks. Figures don't lie, but liars figger. Never bet a man at his own game. If a deal aint good tomorrow, then it aint good today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pulp, SASS#28319 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Uglier than a half empty glass of buttermilk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 Smell of that would gag a maggot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 I don't think you found the tone that you want to use with me yet-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South-Eye Ned Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 “You have to hold your mouth just right to get it to open.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duffield, SASS #23454 Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 "Grinning like a Jackass eating sawbriers." "That (what ever you're talking about) can't pull a greased string out of a cat's A**." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 Shaking like a dog passing peach pits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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