Subdeacon Joe Posted July 24, 2020 Share Posted July 24, 2020 (link in in the photo) BATTLE CREEK, MI—Amid public outcry, The Kellogg Company has finally removed the outdated cereal name Froot Loops, changing the sugary breakfast food's name to the more modern "LGBTQ Loops." The move will at long last replace the controversial "Froot" with the more acceptable "LGBTQ." "This was a long time coming," said a spokesperson. "When we introduced Froot Loops in 1963, Froot was an acceptable term. But times change, and humanity only gets more and more moral." "We are sorry for all the hurt we have caused with the offensive term 'Froot' all these years." The rainbow-colored cereal has long been the breakfast of choice for the LGBTQ community, bravely showing its support for the movement with every diabetes-packed bite. Now, the name will finally reflect the stunningness and bravery of the major corporation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted July 24, 2020 Share Posted July 24, 2020 Okay...had me goin’ for a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted July 25, 2020 Author Share Posted July 25, 2020 5 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Okay...had me goin’ for a bit. You know things are getting bad when Babylon Bee is more accurate than the "real" press. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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