Utah Bob #35998 Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 Sitting in the car for a couple of hours while Carol went through her treatment yesterday, I caught sight of myself in the mirror. And I thought, “Maybe I should get a face lift“. Yes? No? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Harley, #14153 Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 A little bored, UB? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assassin Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 Duct tape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted July 22, 2020 Author Share Posted July 22, 2020 1 minute ago, Charlie Harley, #14153 said: A little bored, UB? You have no idea. I decided to take a walk and stretch my legs and it was 95° in that parking lot. Short walk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry T Harrison Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 I feel your pain I sat for hours every day for two months waiting for my wife’s treatments. I ran out of books to read and was so bored that I was down that I was actually forced to watch the view in the waiting room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted July 22, 2020 Author Share Posted July 22, 2020 7 minutes ago, Henry T Harrison said: I feel your pain I sat for hours every day for two months waiting for my wife’s treatments. I ran out of books to read and was so bored that I was down that I was actually forced to watch the view in the waiting room They won’t even let you in waiting rooms anymore. I think next month I’ll go look for a gun shop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Brules Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 That’s it Bob! Now, hold your hands just like that! Cat Brules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tascosa, SASS# 24838 Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 Bob if you had a face lift you would lose that "distinguished" look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 My daughter talked me out of plastic surgery to tighten up the wattle under my chin. She told me to spend the money on something I really want, like maybe another gun. I love that kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finagler 6853 Life Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 Get a face lift? You want young women chasing after you? Stay with the distinguished look. It's already paid for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Hangtree Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 29 minutes ago, Finagler 6853 Life said: You want young women chasing after you? By all means! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 34 minutes ago, Finagler 6853 Life said: Get a face lift? You want young women chasing after you? Stay with the distinguished look. It's already paid for. Now that I can’t outrun them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry T Harrison Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Utah Bob #35998 said: They won’t even let you in waiting rooms anymore. I think next month I’ll go look for a gun shop. That could get expensive. I just went in to see my Oncologist I had to go in through the ER entrance and walk the length of the hospital to get to the cancer center. It was no real problem for me but what about those still under treatment who are tired, sick and frightened. The door to the cancer center opens right on to the parking lot where there are plenty of reserved parking spaces but that would be too convenient Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 Back to OP: looks like an American who served his Country and has lived a good life, have people who love him and is master of his fate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 Reminds me of an old joke about a fellow that had a body lift and ended up wearing ...... never mind, this is a family show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 Bob, simple way to fix that. Just smile all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted July 22, 2020 Author Share Posted July 22, 2020 4 hours ago, Henry T Harrison said: That could get expensive. I just went in to see my Oncologist I had to go in through the ER entrance and walk the length of the hospital to get to the cancer center. It was no real problem for me but what about those still under treatment who are tired, sick and frightened. The door to the cancer center opens right on to the parking lot where there are plenty of reserved parking spaces but that would be too convenient Fortunately the cancer center is a fairly small stand alone building about 3 miles from the main hospital. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted July 22, 2020 Author Share Posted July 22, 2020 5 hours ago, Tascosa, SASS# 24838 said: Bob if you had a face lift you would lose that "distinguished" look. Some call it “Extinguished“. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 4 hours ago, Henry T Harrison said: That could get expensive. I just went in to see my Oncologist I had to go in through the ER entrance and walk the length of the hospital to get to the cancer center. It was no real problem for me but what about those still under treatment who are tired, sick and frightened. The door to the cancer center opens right on to the parking lot where there are plenty of reserved parking spaces but that would be too convenient I guess I'm lucky, Oncology is directly across from the door and the screening. About 60 feet, but all the furniture and literature is now gone from the waiting area. I'm thankful I can walk and stand while waiting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Hair, SASS #29557 Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 6 hours ago, Utah Bob #35998 said: They won’t even let you in waiting rooms anymore. I think next month I’ll go look for a gun shop. I'd be kinda nervous walking into a gun shop with a mask on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tascosa, SASS# 24838 Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Utah Bob #35998 said: Some call it “Extinguished“. Yeah Bob. but my daughter calls it "Old". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MizPete Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 I have reached that point, but I am soooooooooo over it. My friends don't care what I look like, & I'd rather put the money elsewhere. But you'd look good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted July 22, 2020 Author Share Posted July 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Dawg Hair, SASS #29557 said: I'd be kinda nervous walking into a gun shop with a mask on. 6 months ago yeah.Thousands of people do these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Hair, SASS #29557 Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 13 minutes ago, Utah Bob #35998 said: 6 months ago yeah.Thousands of people do these days. Well at least the mask would sop up the drool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted July 22, 2020 Author Share Posted July 22, 2020 31 minutes ago, Dawg Hair, SASS #29557 said: Well at least the mask would sop up the drool. Assuming there’s anything left in the shop. I glanced at the ammo shelves in Wallyworld today. Not pretty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Old Man Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Tascosa, SASS# 24838 said: Yeah Bob. but my daughter calls it "Old". My granddaughter tells me I'm old and Crochety. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 You can get a lift for free. Drive around really fast, all Summer, with your head hanging out the window like a dog. That will be $79.99 for the advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted July 23, 2020 Author Share Posted July 23, 2020 44 minutes ago, Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme said: You can get a lift for free. Drive around really fast, all Summer, with your head hanging out the window like a dog. That will be $79.99 for the advice. I think that’s a stretching process. I was looking for a tightening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Wilson Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 UB embrace the fact that we age and that what we've done to get where we are today is the reward for all the hard work we've done, and the consequences for the mistakes we've all made along the way. Just be proud of who you are and the friends you've made along this long, hard, dusty trailride we call life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Blackwater 53393 Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 I suspect that it took a lot of work and time to get that mug adjusted to its present state!! Mile markers, dioramas, and monuments!! Scars are tattoos with better stories!! So many stories there..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 You could rub some clay on your face, like they do in the eye bag commercial, and then feel it tighten up. Surly there is clay in Colorado? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted July 23, 2020 Author Share Posted July 23, 2020 47 minutes ago, Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 said: You could rub some clay on your face, like they do in the eye bag commercial, and then feel it tighten up. Surly there is clay in Colorado? Yeah I just dug up a bunch with the tractor abut an hour ago> Hot Dawg! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South-Eye Ned Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 No, no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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