Sedalia Dave Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 So I decided to leave work early. I get home only to see my dog is up to no good. My dog is laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth. The Rabbit's not bloody, just dirty. Now, my neighbor's kids raise these Blue Ribbon WINNER Rabbits. I instantly knew it was one of their rabbits. So I took the rabbit away from my dog, I rushed inside, washed all the dirt off it before my neighbors could come home. It was stiff but I heard some ANIMALS play dead when they are AFRAID, I couldn't remember which animals because I was NERVOUS . I took it and placed it back in one of the cages that sits on my neighbors back deck, then I ran back home. NOT 30 minutes later I hear my neighbors screaming. so I go out and ask them what's wrong? They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Wilson Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 Pet Cemetery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 I laughed so hard I almost fell outta my perambulator the first time I heard that story...!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 Waskly wabbits! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said: I laughed so hard I almost fell outta my perambulator the first time I heard that story...!! And you were well over voting age by the time you learned how to spell perambulator. Lots of versions of that old joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South-Eye Ned Posted July 18, 2020 Share Posted July 18, 2020 Oy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted July 18, 2020 Share Posted July 18, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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