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1 hour ago, Marshal Hangtree said:

Try BR-549.  It's a Tennessee party line.

 

Thats funny.   Sometimes I feel like my phone is a Party Line.

I can be talking with TN Williams, then Slater calls, then Red Knee might call, or Snake Oil George, Possum Skinner or

Korupt Karl.   I think Donald Trump is suppose to call me tomorrow.  He likes to talk about every other Friday..... ;)

 

 

McCandless:  I sent you a PM.

 

..........Widder

 

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1 hour ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

We conversed.    All is well.

He heard that I won the lottery and wanted to remind me we were distant cousins..... :D

 

..........Widder

 

Ummm Widder; about that lottery thing...

I'm pretty sure I'm in the family tree somewhere.

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8 minutes ago, Creeker, SASS #43022 said:

Ummm Widder; about that lottery thing...

I'm pretty sure I'm in the family tree somewhere.

 

JEDI Creeker,

Indeed you are.  

In checking out the family tree, you are in the 'most favored' branches.

This would normally warrant some $$$ or a truck load of shotgun shells... ;)

 

Be glad you're not on the same branch with TN Williams.  All he gets is some DQ gift certificates..... :lol:

 

..........Widder

 

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17 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

 

JEDI Creeker,

Indeed you are.  

In checking out the family tree, you are in the 'most favored' branches.

This would normally warrant some $$$ or a truck load of shotgun shells... ;)

 

Be glad you're not on the same branch with TN Williams.  All he gets is some DQ gift certificates..... :lol:

 

..........Widder

 

Something tells me TW would be fine with that.

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5 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

 

Thats funny.   Sometimes I feel like my phone is a Party Line.

I can be talking with TN Williams, then Slater calls, then Red Knee might call, or Snake Oil George, Possum Skinner or

Korupt Karl.   I think Donald Trump is suppose to call me tomorrow.  He likes to talk about every other Friday..... ;)

 

 

McCandless:  I sent you a PM.

 

..........Widder

 

Try being Korupt Karl's NEIGHBOR! 

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3 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

 

JEDI Creeker,

Indeed you are.  

In checking out the family tree, you are in the 'most favored' branches.

This would normally warrant some $$$ or a truck load of shotgun shells... ;)

 

Be glad you're not on the same branch with TN Williams.  All he gets is some DQ gift certificates..... :lol:

 

..........Widder

 

In light of your kindness (because you could have easily said, "Yes, Creeker - you are in the family tree - after all, every tree needs a monkey".  But you didn't.)

I will pass on the $$$$ (I'd just waste it or worse pay bills) or the shotgun shells (you would just expect me to practice).

 

But next time we're together; I'll take you up on one of TN Williams DQ certificates - I ain't a big nanner split lover like TN; but few things are better than a Peanut Buster Parfait or M&M Blizzard.

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Dang it.

Im attending the Castlegate Robbery Shoot in Price Utah; all snuggled in my hotel room and NOW I've got to get dressed and go find the nearest Dairy Queen.

 

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7 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

We conversed.    All is well.

He heard that I won the lottery and wanted to remind me we were distant cousins..... :D

 

..........Widder

 

Pick me, pick me..distant cousin you say ..of course we are !!

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6 hours ago, Painted Mohawk SASS 77785 said:

Pick me, pick me..distant cousin you say ..of course we are !!

 

5 hours ago, Major Crimes said:

 

He said distant, not to hell and gone.

 

Obviously, 2 more Southern Baptist...and of course, distant cousins.  :lol::lol:

 

..........Widder

 

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22 minutes ago, Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L said:

Hope it doesn't involve the lifter :D 

 

GG ~ :FlagAm:

 

That's one thing it didn't involve!  Thanks!

 

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7 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

 

 

Obviously, 2 more Southern Baptist...and of course, distant cousins.  :lol::lol:

 

..........Widder

 

I played golf with a Southern Baptist Preacher and his First Deacon, does that count? I was also married in a Baptist Church.

kR

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5 hours ago, Kid Rich said:

I played golf with a Southern Baptist Preacher and his First Deacon, does that count? I was also married in a Baptist Church.

kR

 

9 holes: the offering plate gets passed around once.

18 holes:  the offering plate gets passed around twice.

 

Hey, I don't make this stuff up..... :lol:

 

..........Widder  (Southern Baptist since birth)

 

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16 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

Kid and Doc,

the checks are in the mail.    I sure hope they don't get lost or end somewhere in Oklahoma.

 

..........Widder

 

 

Doubt they got lost in OK.  I'm sure it was on the left coast :-/

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2 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

Kid and Doc,

the checks are in the mail.    I sure hope they don't get lost or end somewhere in Oklahoma.

 

..........Widder

 

 

If you'd really be willing to take a call from me, send me a number :-p

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