McCandless Posted July 16, 2020 Posted July 16, 2020 @Widder, SASS #59054, Send me a PM with yer phone number, so'se I kin palaver witchu about a Marlin thingy. ~Duc~
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted July 16, 2020 Posted July 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Marshal Hangtree said: Try BR-549. It's a Tennessee party line. Thats funny. Sometimes I feel like my phone is a Party Line. I can be talking with TN Williams, then Slater calls, then Red Knee might call, or Snake Oil George, Possum Skinner or Korupt Karl. I think Donald Trump is suppose to call me tomorrow. He likes to talk about every other Friday..... McCandless: I sent you a PM. ..........Widder
Warden Callaway Posted July 16, 2020 Posted July 16, 2020 I like email because I can attach pictures or video. And I hate to talk on the phone.
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted July 16, 2020 Posted July 16, 2020 We conversed. All is well. He heard that I won the lottery and wanted to remind me we were distant cousins..... ..........Widder
Creeker, SASS #43022 Posted July 17, 2020 Posted July 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: We conversed. All is well. He heard that I won the lottery and wanted to remind me we were distant cousins..... ..........Widder Ummm Widder; about that lottery thing... I'm pretty sure I'm in the family tree somewhere.
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted July 17, 2020 Posted July 17, 2020 8 minutes ago, Creeker, SASS #43022 said: Ummm Widder; about that lottery thing... I'm pretty sure I'm in the family tree somewhere. JEDI Creeker, Indeed you are. In checking out the family tree, you are in the 'most favored' branches. This would normally warrant some $$$ or a truck load of shotgun shells... Be glad you're not on the same branch with TN Williams. All he gets is some DQ gift certificates..... ..........Widder
Mister Badly Posted July 17, 2020 Posted July 17, 2020 17 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: JEDI Creeker, Indeed you are. In checking out the family tree, you are in the 'most favored' branches. This would normally warrant some $$$ or a truck load of shotgun shells... Be glad you're not on the same branch with TN Williams. All he gets is some DQ gift certificates..... ..........Widder Something tells me TW would be fine with that.
Michigan Slim Posted July 17, 2020 Posted July 17, 2020 5 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: Thats funny. Sometimes I feel like my phone is a Party Line. I can be talking with TN Williams, then Slater calls, then Red Knee might call, or Snake Oil George, Possum Skinner or Korupt Karl. I think Donald Trump is suppose to call me tomorrow. He likes to talk about every other Friday..... McCandless: I sent you a PM. ..........Widder Try being Korupt Karl's NEIGHBOR!
Creeker, SASS #43022 Posted July 17, 2020 Posted July 17, 2020 3 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: JEDI Creeker, Indeed you are. In checking out the family tree, you are in the 'most favored' branches. This would normally warrant some $$$ or a truck load of shotgun shells... Be glad you're not on the same branch with TN Williams. All he gets is some DQ gift certificates..... ..........Widder In light of your kindness (because you could have easily said, "Yes, Creeker - you are in the family tree - after all, every tree needs a monkey". But you didn't.) I will pass on the $$$$ (I'd just waste it or worse pay bills) or the shotgun shells (you would just expect me to practice). But next time we're together; I'll take you up on one of TN Williams DQ certificates - I ain't a big nanner split lover like TN; but few things are better than a Peanut Buster Parfait or M&M Blizzard. . . . . . Dang it. Im attending the Castlegate Robbery Shoot in Price Utah; all snuggled in my hotel room and NOW I've got to get dressed and go find the nearest Dairy Queen.
Painted Mohawk SASS 77785 Posted July 17, 2020 Posted July 17, 2020 7 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: We conversed. All is well. He heard that I won the lottery and wanted to remind me we were distant cousins..... ..........Widder Pick me, pick me..distant cousin you say ..of course we are !!
Major Crimes Posted July 17, 2020 Posted July 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Painted Mohawk SASS 77785 said: Pick me, pick me..distant cousin you say ..of course we are !! He said distant, not to hell and gone.
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted July 17, 2020 Posted July 17, 2020 6 hours ago, Painted Mohawk SASS 77785 said: Pick me, pick me..distant cousin you say ..of course we are !! 5 hours ago, Major Crimes said: He said distant, not to hell and gone. Obviously, 2 more Southern Baptist...and of course, distant cousins. ..........Widder
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted July 17, 2020 Posted July 17, 2020 Hope it doesn't involve the lifter GG ~
McCandless Posted July 17, 2020 Author Posted July 17, 2020 22 minutes ago, Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L said: Hope it doesn't involve the lifter GG ~ That's one thing it didn't involve! Thanks!
Kid Rich Posted July 17, 2020 Posted July 17, 2020 7 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: Obviously, 2 more Southern Baptist...and of course, distant cousins. ..........Widder I played golf with a Southern Baptist Preacher and his First Deacon, does that count? I was also married in a Baptist Church. kR
Doc Shapiro Posted July 18, 2020 Posted July 18, 2020 Well dang Widder. Yer a popular type. I feel left out too. I ain't talked to you yet.... Maybe I'm not worthy? Doc
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted July 18, 2020 Posted July 18, 2020 Kid and Doc, the checks are in the mail. I sure hope they don't get lost or end somewhere in Oklahoma. ..........Widder
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted July 18, 2020 Posted July 18, 2020 5 hours ago, Kid Rich said: I played golf with a Southern Baptist Preacher and his First Deacon, does that count? I was also married in a Baptist Church. kR 9 holes: the offering plate gets passed around once. 18 holes: the offering plate gets passed around twice. Hey, I don't make this stuff up..... ..........Widder (Southern Baptist since birth)
Doc Shapiro Posted July 18, 2020 Posted July 18, 2020 16 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: Kid and Doc, the checks are in the mail. I sure hope they don't get lost or end somewhere in Oklahoma. ..........Widder Doubt they got lost in OK. I'm sure it was on the left coast :-/
Doc Shapiro Posted July 18, 2020 Posted July 18, 2020 2 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: Kid and Doc, the checks are in the mail. I sure hope they don't get lost or end somewhere in Oklahoma. ..........Widder If you'd really be willing to take a call from me, send me a number :-p
Wyatt Posted July 18, 2020 Posted July 18, 2020 I got a check in the mail from Widder. It will take me years to go through it! Thanks Cuz!
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