Subdeacon Joe Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 https://babylonbee.com/news/baptists-lose-hundreds-of-pounds-as-potlucks-canceled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 casserole (kăs′ə-rōl) -- Purina Baptist Chow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 Base lies and false accusations! If you only get 10,000 calories at a Baptist church's dinner on the grounds, then you skipped the dessert table. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Brules Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 Apparently missing the casseroles (falling off the gravy train) ain’t too red hot healthy for the “youth” pastors, either! Cat Brules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 You ain't seen nothing till you see an entire congregation line up for an all you can eat fish fry. People stomping on choklit cake to get a little closer to the white bass and crappie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 Noz If you had said banana pudding instead of chocolate cake, I would have said you were crazy Imis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 6 hours ago, Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 said: Noz If you had said banana pudding instead of chocolate cake, I would have said you were crazy Imis Stomping on banana pudding sounds like a sure fire way to cause a fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Lizard Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 15 hours ago, Cat Brules said: Apparently missing the casseroles (falling off the gravy train) ain’t too red hot healthy for the “youth” pastors, either! Cat Brules If single, maybe they will need to find a wife or girlfriend...Or they might have to learn to cook... Texas Lizard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 15 hours ago, Noz said: You ain't seen nothing till you see an entire congregation line up for an all you can eat fish fry. People stomping on choklit cake to get a little closer to the white bass and crappie. Amazing how full them pews get when there's a fish fry after services, ain't it? Morning worship attendance will double every time! I saw a couple of Adventists that decided to get a double dose of religion that weekend at the last one I attended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 The denomination has declared a famine of Biblical proportions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 1 minute ago, Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 said: The denomination has declared a famine of Biblical proportions. Well, Birdgun, your obvious problem is you need a Baptist Category. Give you some voting power. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 11 minutes ago, Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 said: Well, Birdgun, your obvious problem is you need a Baptist Category. Give you some voting power. But now, we're so weak.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 13 hours ago, Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 said: But now, we're so weak.... Good thing cross draws would be illegal in the Baptist category. Even if they did dance, Baptists are too weak now, anyhow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 We Baptist will die before dancing. By.....golly.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South-Eye Ned Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 I love it when a portly pastor preaches on the sin of gluttony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 20 minutes ago, South-Eye Ned said: I love it when a portly pastor preaches on the sin of gluttony. Gluttony? If gluttony is a sin, we Baptist have blown the bottom out of Hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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