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Looks like Washington is now made the decision to change the name of it's football team.  I guess being politically correct has won out.

 

They are soliciting new names for the team.  What would be your choice, if you had the naming rights?

 

Mine would be the RedNecks.  I know that might offend Jeff Foxworthy, but it is close to the present name of (dare I say it?) Redskins....gasp!   

 

I thought about submitting the name: the "Honkeys", but the liberal/leftists/democrats/p.c. crowd might get their wittle feelings bruised.  . 

 

I am part Cherokee, and I found no offense in the name they have.  I guess if I were full blood Cherokee, then perhaps I should???    

 

Your turn. 

 

W.K.

 

 

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Turds.

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On a more serious note, one of the suggestions being considered is "Washington Red Tails," after the Tuskegee Airmen...

 

That wouldn't bother me.

 

In fact, I kinda like it.  

 

(I got to meet one of the gentlemen once, back in the '70's)

 

Return of the Red Tails - Matt Hall Studios

 

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7 minutes ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said:

On a more serious note, one of the suggestions being considered is "Washington Red Tails," after the Tuskegee Airmen...

 

That wouldn't bother me.

 

In fact, I kinda like it.  

 

(I got to meet one of the gentlemen once, back in the '70's)

 

Return of the Red Tails - Matt Hall Studios

 

I would object to the insult done to a group of honorable men using their good name to represent a bunch of thugs.

 

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The Washington Yellow-Bellies ?

 

Cat Brules

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Leave it the redskins and change the log to a redskin potato!!

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Kansas City Redskins

 

Washington Chiefs

 

Blow their minds.

 

 

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4 hours ago, Waxahachie Kid #17017 L said:

I am part Cherokee, and I found no offense in the name they have.  I guess if I were full blood Cherokee, then perhaps I should??? 


That’s because those making all the noise have the same blood quantum as Elizabeth Warren. ;)

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I think you're on to something there Lawdog:

How about "WASHINGTON WEENIES"

Catchy ain't it?

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8 hours ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said:

On a more serious note, one of the suggestions being considered is "Washington Red Tails," after the Tuskegee Airmen...

 

That wouldn't bother me.

 

In fact, I kinda like it.  

 

(I got to meet one of the gentlemen once, back in the '70's)

 

Return of the Red Tails - Matt Hall Studios

 

 

OH, HELL NO:excl:

They have done NOTHING to earn such a name:excl::angry:

The  'RedTails' were real men with honor and courage.........

OLG 

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I like the Washington Redshins!

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10 hours ago, Waxahachie Kid #17017 L said:

I am part Cherokee, and I found no offense in the name they have. 

That's what I'm saying.  If the Nations object, we have a viable issue.  If not, what's the problem?

And it has to be two syllables, because otherwise 'Hail to the --' is gonna be bitch.

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1 hour ago, The Original Lumpy Gritz said:

The  'RedTails' were real men with honor and courage.........

So, generally, were Redskins.  [red and yellow, black and white; they are precious in His sight]

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3 minutes ago, MizPete said:

So, generally, were Redskins.  [red and yellow, black and white; they are precious in His sight]

Never said they weren't. 

Some idiot wants to fix something that don't need fix'n with a name change. 

OLG 

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44 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

Their sponsor, FedEx, made them change.

Fed Ex didn't MAKE then change, they CAVED to FED EX! FED EX was going to pull the money from the naming rights to the stadium! I'm sure someone else would have stepped up or better yet the owner should have just lost the naming rights but it's all about the almighty dollar!

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1 hour ago, Rye Miles #13621 said:

Fed Ex didn't MAKE then change, they CAVED to FED EX! FED EX was going to pull the money from the naming rights to the stadium! I'm sure someone else would have stepped up or better yet the owner should have just lost the naming rights but it's all about the almighty dollar!

Let FedEx know that if they pull their money, you will just buy 3 letters and add it to the sign.  "SUX".  From now on, the stadium will be the FedEX Sux stadium.  Think of all the T-shirts they could sell.

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Wait! Why would they be the “Washington” anything’s?

Didn’t George Washington own slaves?

Can’t call it “Washington”...perhaps District of Columbia...

 

The team can be named after the District of Columbia. Now we need and identifier...

 

How about District Of Columbia Kickers...you know, kick as in “punt”...

 

But wait...District “Of” just doesn’t sound right. How about “In” as in “inclusive”!

Yeah, that’ll work!

 

District In Columbia Kickers! Nice!

 

They could be called DICKs for short...

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1 hour ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

Wait! Why would they be the “Washington” anything’s?

Didn’t George Washington own slaves?

Can’t call it “Washington”...perhaps District of Columbia...

 

The team can be named after the District of Columbia. Now we need and identifier...

 

How about District Of Columbia Kickers...you know, kick as in “punt”...

 

But wait...District “Of” just doesn’t sound right. How about “In” as in “inclusive”!

Yeah, that’ll work!

 

District In Columbia Kickers! Nice!

 

They could be called DICKs for short...

 

Cant use “Columbia!” Too close to Columbus!!  Another Bozo NO-NO, brought to you by the BOZOs that have culturally appropriated their butt hurt outlook on everything!!

 

Let’s rename them the Snowflakes and let them us Maryland as a locating name!!

 

WOOPS!! They shouldn’t use Maryland!! It was among the last of the states to abolish slavery..... AFTER THE CIVIL WAR WAS OVER!!!

 

HMMMM! Atlantic States for a locater??

 

ANYWAY!!  “Hail to the Snowflakes,” works!!  The snowflakes want us to kiss their collective butts anyway!!  This might mollify them for a short time! Maybe!!

 

Atlantic States Snowflakes!!

 

 

 

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