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Waiting for the usual cognitively challenged legislators to announce sweeping reform to pitchfork possession.

 

Ya can't make this stuff up.

 

https://chicago.suntimes.com/crime/2020/7/7/21316246/myrtis-jackson-dies-pitchfork-stabbing-gresham-homicide-laflin

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Killedman, KILLED ONE WOMAN, seriously injured a second one.

 

"No charges have been filed."

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Bangor, ME 20 plus years ago fella was charged and convicted of carryin a concealed weapon. A hammer.

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Pretty soon, it will be The Department of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Pitchforks.  A.T.F.P.

 

Can our tennis rackets be far behind?

 

W.K.

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The first thing to come to mind...

 

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Being it's from the Chicago Sun Times was it really a pitch fork, or something assault style pitch fork?

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3 hours ago, Alpo said:

Killedman, KILLED ONE WOMAN, seriously injured a second one.

 

"No charges have been filed."

 

I have to throw the BS flag at the implication you made, Alpo.  It's one of my biggest pet peeves caused by CSI and other crime shows -- people think charges happen instantaneously and start riots when they don't happen fast enough.  THESE THINGS TAKE TIME, sometimes weeks or months when the suspect is known and not a flight risk.  So sit down and let them do their jobs.

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