Dirty Dog Doug Posted June 23, 2020 Share Posted June 23, 2020 My girlfriends younger very busty sister was washing my hair before cutting it . Boobs right in my face for few minutes. Good thing my mask covered up my smile or my GF would have shot me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Wheeler Posted June 23, 2020 Share Posted June 23, 2020 Oh, I have so many comments right now but my lip is bleeding from biting it so hard, ... don't really want to get kicked off The Wire! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Hangtree Posted June 23, 2020 Share Posted June 23, 2020 Quote We need pics of the sister before we can believe this story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warden Callaway Posted June 23, 2020 Share Posted June 23, 2020 Having raised my two granddaughters has taken a bit of fun out of life. Last week Sawmill Mary and I were having lunch at favorite cafe. Young waitress, maybe 16, was blessed with a heavy burden. She was wearing Daisy Duke cutoffs. Her blouse was tight by necessity. I made it a point not to look after collecting the description that I posted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 Posted June 23, 2020 Share Posted June 23, 2020 ... reading this thread reminds me ... ... I've been practicing that Innocent Expression for better than six decades now ... ... and it hasn't worked yet ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Harley, #14153 Posted June 23, 2020 Share Posted June 23, 2020 9 minutes ago, Warden Callaway said: Having raised my two granddaughters has taken a bit of fun out of life. Last week Sawmill Mary and I were having lunch at favorite cafe. Young waitress, maybe 16, was blessed with a heavy burden. She was wearing Daisy Duke cutoffs. Her blouse was tight by necessity. I made it a point not to look after collecting the description that I posted. Having raised two daughters and now with a granddaughter, some earlier activities of mine seem down right shameful. But I still respectfully appreciate beauty in all its forms, including the perfectly curved forms that the Creator endowed Into the women of our lives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major E A Sterner #12916 Posted June 23, 2020 Share Posted June 23, 2020 Something I tell my wife when she catches me looking, "How can I appreciate the beauty I have if I have nothing to compare it to?" And No, It doesn't keep me out of trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted June 23, 2020 Share Posted June 23, 2020 Years ago my wife told me "You can read the menu, you just can't order." I do take advantage of that but I do not dwell too much on the ingredients of each dish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Gun Barney, SASS #2428 Posted June 23, 2020 Share Posted June 23, 2020 Pat, my wife is similar to yours. She reminds me that we are married, not blind. If we are out and I miss a beautiful sight, she will point it out. It doesn't matter where you get hungry as long as you come home to eat. We have friends that are so insecure in their relationships (one couple has been together for almost 15 years) that fights break out over eye direction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dog Doug Posted June 23, 2020 Author Share Posted June 23, 2020 Oh I cant complain our first date was at the gun range third date was at Hooters and she was showing her as much as any of Hooters girls She has let one of her friends give a lap dance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Wheeler Posted June 23, 2020 Share Posted June 23, 2020 Okay, now we REALLY need pictures! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dog Doug Posted June 23, 2020 Author Share Posted June 23, 2020 GF on the left and her lap dancing friend on the right this was from san fran street fair when everyone loved the cops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Wheeler Posted June 23, 2020 Share Posted June 23, 2020 Apparently she loves more than cops... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dog Doug Posted June 23, 2020 Author Share Posted June 23, 2020 we printed those shirts and lots other I cant post here but we only did those on girls tank tops Since it was San Fran guys wanted them toooooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted June 23, 2020 Share Posted June 23, 2020 all ya gotta do is tell her I look for for the best , that is how I found you ortta give ya a head start to get out of range CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall Tale Todd Posted June 23, 2020 Share Posted June 23, 2020 I love this country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finagler 6853 Life Posted June 23, 2020 Share Posted June 23, 2020 I told my wife that when I stop looking to put dirt on me because I will be dead. I practice a catch and release system. I only have one keeper. It is cheaper to keep her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seamus McGillicuddy Posted June 23, 2020 Share Posted June 23, 2020 Just last night we were watching an episode of Longmire on Netflix and the wife said, “I know you were just leering at Vic’s cleavage there but I admit that right now I’m checking out Walt’s chest hair.” Goose and Gander you know. Seamus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted June 23, 2020 Share Posted June 23, 2020 Some advice from my pa: A woman's beauty is to be appreciated like fine art. But, like fine art, touch it and someone is going to break your fingers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dustin Checotah Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 10 hours ago, Finagler 6853 Life said: I told my wife that when I stop looking to put dirt on me because I will be dead. I practice a catch and release system. I only have one keeper. It is cheaper to keep her. A friend from work said to me once "I wonder when I'll stop looking at women". I said "Just before they shovel dirt in your face". Same as me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dog Doug Posted June 24, 2020 Author Share Posted June 24, 2020 22 minutes ago, Dustin Checotah said: A friend from work said to me once "I wonder when I'll stop looking at women". I said "Just before they shovel dirt in your face". Same as me. same here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 3 hours ago, Smuteye John SASS#24774 said: BUT!!! What a way to go!! I told Schoolmarm, not long after we married, that I had vowed to love, honor, and cherish! I further explained that I had never agreed to go blind!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dog Doug Posted June 24, 2020 Author Share Posted June 24, 2020 5 years ago as a Cowgirl ..she like this one alot better cause she looks thinner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South-Eye Ned Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 23 hours ago, Seamus McGillicuddy said: Just last night we were watching an episode of Longmire on Netflix and the wife said, “I know you were just leering at Vic’s cleavage there but I admit that right now I’m checking out Walt’s chest hair.” Goose and Gander you know. Seamus My wife is in her 40s and she has a crush on Attorney General Barr. She likes to call him “Droopy” from the cartoon. I’m not jealous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 3 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said: BUT!!! What a way to go!! I told Schoolmarm, not long after we married, that I had vowed to love, honor, and cherish! I further explained that I had never agreed to go blind!! Did you note that the woman to his left is just daring him to turn his head? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 3 hours ago, Smuteye John SASS#24774 said: Did you note that the woman to his left is just daring him to turn his head? I DID!!! Ain’t been often I turned down a dare!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Duncan Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 Just because I'm married doesn't mean I don't notice. Does mean I don't stare and drool. Sunglasses. Keep you from going blind looking at the sun and from getting slapped from looking at other things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Lizard Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 On 6/23/2020 at 6:46 AM, Dirty Dog Doug said: My girlfriends younger very busty sister was washing my hair before cutting it . Boobs right in my face for few minutes. Good thing my mask covered up my smile or my GF would have shot me What were you do for blood pressure??? Texas Lizard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sloe Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 When we first got married my wife told me that I could "look but not touch". Back in the 80s we were driving by the bus stop near the Pearl Harbor/Arizona Memorial in Hawaii. There was a very well endowed blonde trying to hold everything together with a tube top. I looked as we drove by, looked over my shoulder, and got smacked when I tried to adjust the rearview mirror. Now I use stealth. BS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. James H. Callahan Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 I can relate. One of our daughters in law is VERY attractive and VERY curvy, and a massage therapist. It's always been tempting to get a massage, but I have no doubt Mr. Johnson would quickly be standing at attention and it would be a bit embarrassing. JHC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Lizard Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 5 hours ago, Capt. James H. Callahan said: I can relate. One of our daughters in law is VERY attractive and VERY curvy, and a massage therapist. It's always been tempting to get a massage, but I have no doubt Mr. Johnson would quickly be standing at attention and it would be a bit embarrassing. JHC Nice to know...At your age you still have blood pressure problems... Texas Lizard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dog Doug Posted June 26, 2020 Author Share Posted June 26, 2020 6 hours ago, Capt. James H. Callahan said: I can relate. One of our daughters in law is VERY attractive and VERY curvy, and a massage therapist. It's always been tempting to get a massage, but I have no doubt Mr. Johnson would quickly be standing at attention and it would be a bit embarrassing. JHC the blonde does massage too ..will stop there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Lizard Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 8 hours ago, Dirty Dog Doug said: the blonde does massage too ..will stop there I thought she looked familiar....I mean she very pretty...I have to stop remembering places I have been.... Texas Lizard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. James H. Callahan Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 10 hours ago, Texas Lizard said: Nice to know...At your age you still have blood pressure problems... Texas Lizard I ain't THAT old. JHC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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