Chili Ron Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 Howdy, After all that's happened. The killing. The virus. The cops. The President. The Governor And that weird mayor of Chicago... my CABLE BILL WENT DOWN ALMOST two dollars. Best CR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Dog Jack, SASS #77862 Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 Did you drop something from your programming? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yul Lose Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 What’s cable? I’ve never had it. Always been satellite or over the air. I give a cable company trespass rights across my property but they won’t build the system out on my side of the road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Brules Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 Good morning Mr. Blue. We’ve had our EYE on you. Now about your cable bill. Just an error, If you will, That went Out by “mistake,“ and was sent You see, Mr. Blue, your bill actually, Went up by 10%, unfortunately. Next month your bill will be correct, With the 10% increase in effect, Plus the 2 bucks you still owe, At 8% interest, don’t you know? To contend our invoice, lots of luck! We’ve been watching you, you little schmuck! Cat Brules, Manager, Accounting cc: Milton Pennywise (Chicago) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 Mine went up $5.00 when the virus first hit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chili Ron Posted June 16, 2020 Author Share Posted June 16, 2020 Howdy, Its possible the cable guys dropped some service or channel?? That sounds good. Im sure not going anywhere near that crowded office. Im in an area where antenna get almost nothing. It is sure a love hate relationship. For about five years internet was great one day and junk the next. Several modems were replaced one after another and better now. And the bill just goes up and up a few dollars so often. Best CR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Duncan Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 9 hours ago, Chili Ron said: Howdy, After all that's happened. The killing. The virus. The cops. The President. The Governor And that weird mayor of Chicago... my CABLE BILL WENT DOWN ALMOST two dollars. Best CR Quick! Buy a lottery ticket before your lucky streak runs out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 Myelectric bill and water bill have dropped dramatically. ’Course I haven’t been home for 4 months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 On 6/15/2020 at 11:33 PM, Cat Brules said: Good morning Mr. Blue. We’ve had our EYE on you. Now about your cable bill. Just an error, If you will, That went Out by “mistake,“ and was sent You see, Mr. Blue, your bill actually, Went up by 10%, unfortunately. Next month your bill will be correct, With the 10% increase in effect, Plus the 2 bucks you still owe, At 8% interest, don’t you know? To contend our invoice, lots of luck! We’ve been watching you, you little schmuck! Cat Brules, Manager, Accounting cc: Milton Pennywise (Chicago) They forgot to mention the $2.00 fee for sending a paper bill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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