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My boss has asked that I prepare a Presentation listing the key benefits of a plan using bullet points.

Having heard this terminology in the past, I wanted to make sure that I was understanding what he was requesting.

 

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Using this knowledge, I submitted the following to my boss.

 

 

With the implementation of this new directive, the following will be accomplished:

 

image.png.b7988c1e8200748f246075a42bf2be73.pngAn increased revenue stream will be realized;

image.png.b7988c1e8200748f246075a42bf2be73.pngAccess to all facilities will be streamlined;

image.png.b7988c1e8200748f246075a42bf2be73.pngAny permit fees will be automatically waived;

image.png.b7988c1e8200748f246075a42bf2be73.pngAlcoholic beverages will be permitted during business hours.

 

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I've been known to explore the options in the wingding font for use as bulletpoints in presentations.  An appropriate selection of pullet points can make your point , or at least how you feel about it, quite clear. 

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Of course I've been asked not to do it anymore... a couple of times.  Funny thing is that I seem to outlast all of the upper management, my bosses and the HR people... so as there are new people around, out come the fun bulletpoints!

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I was one of 30 students in a training program.  One segment was learning to make Power Point presentations.  Final exam included making a PP speech to the class.  One fellow positioned himself in front of a cross on the screen behind him, raising his arms like he had been crucified,  while giving the instructor a devastating critique of the class.

 

 I admired his bravery and technical expertise.

 

He did not get a good grade.

 

Hope you enjoy retirement.

 

B)

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Unfortunately, somebody will probably complain.

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My original submission, which I considered as not PC was:

 

With the implementation of this new directive, the following will be accomplished:

 

38 Caliber .357 Diameter 135 Grain Gold Dot Hollow Point Short ...An increased revenue stream will be realized;

 

38 Caliber .357 Diameter 135 Grain Gold Dot Hollow Point Short ...Access to all facilities will be streamlined;

 

38 Caliber .357 Diameter 135 Grain Gold Dot Hollow Point Short ...Any permit fees will be automatically waived;

 

38 Caliber .357 Diameter 135 Grain Gold Dot Hollow Point Short ...Alcoholic beverages will be permitted during business hours.

 

 

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You can’t use those for bullet points.  They’re blunt.

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You can call those bullet points if you wish.

 

If you call them bullet heads, however, I shall be forced to reach through the screen and punish you with pummeling blows about the head and shoulders.

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