Dirty Dan Dawkins Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 An asteroid or comet or alien invasion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hashknife Cowboy Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 Check off the alien one, it arrived from China and is microscopic.....personally I don't think the majority of people could handle a big rock falling from the heavens.... I'd really appreciate the man himself showing up and telling so many to just behave! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 Any of the above would still be reported to be Trump's fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 .... you mean it wouldn't be BUSH's fault ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 Earthquake...I vote for earthquake. The aliens will land after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perro Del Diablo Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 4 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Earthquake...I vote for earthquake. The aliens will land after that. But California will slide off into ocean. Sure glad I bout my beach front in Arizona Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 4 hours ago, Perro Del Diablo said: But California will slide off into ocean. Sure glad I bout my beach front in Arizona You won't be so happy when the burned out hippies and mis-placed surfers show up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wild Will Bartell Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 I'd settle for a bunch of alien seed pods falling from space. You know, the ones that will take to the soil and grow into the fabled 'money trees' that we heard so much about in our youth. 'Whaddya think kid - that money grows on TREES????' Yessir - if that ever happened, I'd love to see the look on the ol' man's face... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 Did someone say Pods? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wild Will Bartell Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 12 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Did someone say Pods? You are a sick, sick man Pat. Keep up the good work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Bullweed Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 What happened to the murder hornets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yul Lose Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 Aliens have been invading for decades. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 41 minutes ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: You won't be so happy when the burned out hippies and mis-placed surfers show up. WOODSTOCK REUNION Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perro Del Diablo Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 7 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: You won't be so happy when the burned out hippies and mis-placed surfers show up. Pat Riot and Allie Mo will be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Brules Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 “You won't be so happy when the burned out hippies and mis-placed surfers show up.“ Hey, Dude! What’s Hapin’n?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perro Del Diablo Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 11 minutes ago, Cat Brules said: “You won't be so happy when the burned out hippies and mis-placed surfers show up.“ Hey, Dude! What’s Hapin’n?! Belly up. Whiskey is watered down and glasses are dirty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 On 6/5/2020 at 9:33 PM, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: You won't be so happy when the burned out hippies and mis-placed surfers show up. It’d be like a family reunion!! Most of us learned that it was cooler to go with the flow and take advantage of what the real world had to offer!! Our values didn’t change. The good guys just kinda’ slid over to our side and most of us became adults!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailrider #896 Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 On 6/5/2020 at 3:43 PM, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Earthquake...I vote for earthquake. The aliens will land after that. Your fault, my fault...San Andreas Fault! As if things aren't shaken up enough already! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dan Dawkins Posted June 7, 2020 Author Share Posted June 7, 2020 Earthquakes, hurricanes, typhoons, drought, famine, plagues, pestilence, pandemics...... plain vanilla causes of unwarranted hysteria. Its high time for some extraterrestrial threats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoken D Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 Red Dawn to happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 37 minutes ago, Smoken D said: Red Dawn to happen Did someone mention Patrick Swayze? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dirty Dan Dawkins Posted June 7, 2020 Author Share Posted June 7, 2020 On 6/5/2020 at 5:42 PM, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: .... you mean it wouldn't be BUSH's fault ??? Why is it we never hear of Aussies or Kiwis being blamed for anything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 3 minutes ago, Dirty Dan Dawkins said: Why is it we never hear of Aussies or Kiwis being blamed for anything? ......... 'cause we ain't been'd caught yet ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dan Dawkins Posted June 7, 2020 Author Share Posted June 7, 2020 Well Australia was largely settled by convicts, or so American produced history books and cinema would have us to believe..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 The resurgence of the Indian Attack complete with war paint on and scalping knives out. That'll throw the World completely. https://chesspathways.com/chess-openings/kings-indian-attack/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 27 minutes ago, Dirty Dan Dawkins said: Well Australia was largely settled by convicts, or so American produced history books and cinema would have us to believe..... ...... and we'd like it if you kept believing that ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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