Utah Bob #35998 Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 Wife gets cancer Spent 4 months stuck 2,000 miles from home so far Pandemic hits. World goes crazy. Toilet paper disappears. Riots break out across the country Geeze! What next? Zombies?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Coffee and scotch disappear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Kris Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Prayers up the second half of 2020 to be a vast improvement from the first, UB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Hombre Sin Nombre Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 6 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Coffee and scotch disappear. Times are tough, but nobody said anything about discussing the end of the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Jones, SASS 2263 Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Murder hornets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cemetery Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Alien invasion, since UFO's are now real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Bob #61228 Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Have no fear. Election season is right around the corner. Ok, we're doomed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 2 hours ago, Utah Bob #35998 said: Riots break out across the country Geeze! What next? Zombies?? You repeat yourself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Creek Law Dog Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 2 hours ago, Utah Bob #35998 said: Wife gets cancer Spent 4 months stuck 2,000 miles from home so far Pandemic hits. World goes crazy. Toilet paper disappears. Riots break out across the country Geeze! What next? Zombies?? Got to look on the bright side Bob, Your wife is on the mend and you will be back on the Lazy Bob Ranch in no time. Take care, both of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 War with China? Famine? It can get a lot worse. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 1 hour ago, Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 said: War with China? Famine? It can get a lot worse. . Well... there goes any chance of good night's sleep...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted May 31, 2020 Author Share Posted May 31, 2020 7 hours ago, Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 said: War with China? Famine? It can get a lot worse. . Exactly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoken D Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Can't we all just get along. So, lets just go onto Christmas and get this year over. Besides doing this I'll miss a birthday and be the same age for 2 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyrus Cassidy #45437 Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 You forgot the murder hornets. But revitalizing the space program has been a blessing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wild Will Bartell Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 UB, Here’s some words of wisdom someone shared with me recently... Those who face that which is actually before them, unburdened by the past, undistracted by the future, are they who live and who make the best use of their lives, and are they who have found the secret of contentment. Hope this helps. WWB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 15 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Coffee and scotch disappear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted May 31, 2020 Author Share Posted May 31, 2020 Waitin on The Rapture. Not that it’ll do me any good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 We’ll probably have a major earthquake soon here on the Left Coast and a hurricane on the east coast soon... What a year indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roscoe Regulator Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 16 hours ago, Utah Bob #35998 said: Wife gets cancer Spent 4 months stuck 2,000 miles from home so far Pandemic hits. World goes crazy. Toilet paper disappears. Riots break out across the country Geeze! What next? Zombies?? Hang on to your seat, because there is a major election approaching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 28 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: We’ll probably have a major earthquake soon here on the Left Coast and a hurricane on the east coast soon... What a year indeed. YELLOWSTONE COMES TO MIND, PAT. But that coffee thing, that Joe mentioned earlier, really has me worried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Sage, SASS #49891 Life Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 13 hours ago, Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 said: War with China? Famine? It can get a lot worse. . One good thing....at least we are shooting next Sunday for the first time this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 57 minutes ago, Utah Bob #35998 said: Waitin on The Rapture. Not that it’ll do me any good. More like rupture. And thrombosed hemorrhoids. Toss in a root canal for good measure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Creek Law Dog Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 The George Floyd syndrome has sneaked across the border. I read yesterday that a police officer in Toronto in a Black neighborhood was refused service at a drive thru because she was a white cop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 4 minutes ago, Buffalo Creek Law Dog said: The George Floyd syndrome has sneaked across the border. I read yesterday that a police officer in Toronto in a Black neighborhood was refused service at a drive thru because she was a white cop. Wait...are you saying “enlightened” people use race as a determination on how they treat people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted May 31, 2020 Author Share Posted May 31, 2020 It just keeps getting better. https://globalnews.ca/news/7002788/coronavirus-monkeys-lab-india/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Creek Law Dog Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 9 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Wait...are you saying “enlightened” people use race as a determination on how they treat people? This is a result of last week when a black woman went over the balcony from the 24th story building while police were present. The demonstrations in Montreal are related to George Lloyd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailrider #896 Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 I was down and someone said, "Cheer up, things could be worse." So, I cheered up and sure enough...things got worse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dan Dawkins Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 my predictions 1) An event that will shock the world, Trump gets Nobel prize for economics and world peace. 2) The Henry Big Boy becomes the preferred CAS rifle after a simple trick is discovered to modify them to almost shoot and aim themselves at speeds never heard of before. 3) The Jenner and Kardashian girls lose all of their money and are reduced to shambles after it is discovered that they are phonies, they have had cosmetic surgery and use sweat shop labor for their products, raising the ire of every #tag movement promoting equity, equality and genuine femininity on Twitter. 4) The Democrat party launches an outreach program to appeal to rural and evangelical Christian voters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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