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When writing out your thoughts, could everyone be mindful of their posts and where they place their modifiers in the Saloon, ok? It makes  it hard for me to follow your line of thought. I don’t think that’s too much to ask. Thank you.

 

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1001001 0111000 01111100010 10101010 000011110010001 00001101011101

0001101110001 111100011100110 111000110 11000011010 11000110011000

00110101101010 101010100010 000111100011010 011001001000111000101

001001001001 1110111011100011 001010100100110 01110100101101000101

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25 minutes ago, Smoken D said:

1001001 0111000 01111100010 10101010 000011110010001 00001101011101

0001101110001 111100011100110 111000110 11000011010 11000110011000

00110101101010 101010100010 000111100011010 011001001000111000101

001001001001 1110111011100011 001010100100110 01110100101101000101

 

Converts to Hexadecimal - 125C3E2AA0F221AE8DC7C7371B0D63306B55510F1A648E2924F771952674B45

 

Converts to Decimal - 519038141374952575103617550894251625552665903788040756013066177162546465605

 

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Huh?

What?

I didn't have my bifocals on.

 

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3 minutes ago, Tascosa, SASS# 24838 said:

What the heck is a modifier?

 

A V8 in a Corvair.

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Je ne comprends pas votre demande.

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1 minute ago, PaleWolf Brunelle, #2495L said:

Je ne comprends pas votre demande.

 

Me neither.

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Whut’s a modifier?

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Wlel I tyr to be sa celar sa pobissle ubt I'll tyr hrader jstu fro you!!

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A modifier is a symbol or combination of symbols occurring directly over or under its related symbol or expression.

 

I didnt do well in arithmetics in school so I dont do much math at the saloon neither.  Gotta hope the bar keep is honest with my change. 

 

 

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2 hours ago, Dirty Dan Dawkins said:

When writing out your thoughts, could everyone be mindful of their posts and where they place their modifiers in the Saloon, ok? It makes  it hard for me to follow your line of thought. I don’t think that’s too much to ask. Thank you.

 

 

Heck, I can't follow my line of thought most of the time, but I'll try.

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And let’s be mindful of our spelling also, dang it.

And stop dangling those participles.

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Since I barely scrapped by in high school with a D in English I am lost.

 

Rye you been hanging around Culpepper?

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11 minutes ago, Utah Bob #35998 said:

And let’s be mindful of our spelling also, dang it.

And stop dangling those participles.

 

I dangled my participle once upon a time, but I got slapped.

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Y'all are so polite.  16 responses and no one has told him where to stick his modifiers.

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19 minutes ago, Utah Bob #35998 said:

And stop dangling those participles.

 

Last time I checked that was again the law.

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I thought a modifier was a word that modified another word.

 

Smart.

 

Sorta smart. Sorta is a modifier. Purty gol-dang smart. Purty and gol-dang are both modifiers.

 

The original post, however, makes no sense to me. I do not understand what he wishes we would do.

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6 hours ago, Dirty Dan Dawkins said:

When writing out your thoughts, could everyone be mindful of their posts and where they place their modifiers in the Saloon, ok? It makes  it hard for me to follow your line of thought. I don’t think that’s too much to ask. Thank you.

 

I don't even have my ducks in a row, and you expect my thoughts to be in a line?? My thoughts wander and mosey all over the place and never, ever in a line. Sorry to disappoint you.

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If your mother was a sewing machine,

And your father was a lawn mower.

How many modifiers does it take to cover a dog house?

13.

Because baseballs don't have feathers!

 

By golly!!

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38 minutes ago, Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 said:

If your mother was a sewing machine,

And your father was a lawn mower.

How many modifiers does it take to cover a dog house?

13.

Because baseballs don't have feathers!

 

By golly!!

 

No.

 

One legged duck is the correct answer.

 

:)

 

 

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7 hours ago, Tascosa, SASS# 24838 said:

What the heck is a modifier?

 

I thought it was a plastic surgeon.

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Posted (edited)
56 minutes ago, Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 said:

If your mother was a sewing machine,

And your father was a lawn mower.

How many modifiers does it take to cover a dog house?

13.

Because baseballs don't have feathers!

 

By golly!!

You been hangin around Joe Biden??

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2 minutes ago, Rye Miles #13621 said:

You been hangin around Joe Biden??

Not since the lock down, Rye.  :P

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Posted (edited)

This thread has got to be driving Alpo nuts! :blink:

 

 

 

Edited by Dutch Wheeler

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This  is  a  saloon. If we had clear coherent  complete  rational  thoughts, something  would  be  wrong .  That's  why  we  come  here . 

 

If'n  I dangled  a participle  or a modifier anywhere  else , I  should  get  in trouble . 

 

This  reminds  me of  Ron White. "I was  drunk  in a bar and  was thrown  into  public  "

 

CS  

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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Dutch Wheeler said:

This thread has got to driving Alpo nuts! :blink:

Why?

 

 

And shouldn't that be, "...got to BE driving..."?

Edited by Alpo
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On 5/10/2020 at 12:04 PM, Alpo said:

I thought a modifier was a word that modified another word.

 

Smart.

 

Sorta smart. Sorta is a modifier. Purty gol-dang smart. Purty and gol-dang are both modifiers.

 

The original post, however, makes no sense to me. I do not understand what he wishes we would do.

Don’t misplace your modifiers. Especially in the Saloon, well not in the Saloon, but in the Saloon in your sentences.

 

Wait....did I just violate my own request?

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I thought the correct answer was 42.

 

Isn't the correct answer always 42?

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18 hours ago, Dutch Wheeler said:

This thread has got to be driving Alpo nuts! :blink:

 

 

 

 

:lol::lol::lol: Way Too late for that!:lol::lol::lol:

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