Cholla Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 Remind her that bamboo is a type of grass and grassworker just doesn't sound as skillful as woodworker. And in many places bamboo is an invasive species destroying the local habitat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 Yul be careful what you say or do. Liberals are not known for their sense of humor, unless it is ridiculing Conservatives, or sense of any kind. She might take you seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendo Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 Well, you could tell her that due to the financial crisis caused by the recent pandemic and people abiding by the stay at home order, you've had to find an alternative revenue source by carving life size or larger phallus reproductions. Inform your acquaintance that there is a huge demand right now and that you need her vast experience in your Research and Development Department. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yul Lose Posted May 8, 2020 Author Share Posted May 8, 2020 Well, some of you have asked for photos so here’s one of her leaving yesterday. Seems she wanted to leave an impression, I’m gonna miss her. When I told her to get lost it was like she had the weight of the whole world on her shoulders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Gun Barney, SASS #2428 Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 If the house next door to yours is available, I may set up a woodshop myself!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-BAR #18287 Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 Can I Edit my previous post? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendo Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 I find it odd that all the responses on this page are upside down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 1 hour ago, Yul Lose said: Well, some of you have asked for photos so here’s one of her leaving yesterday. Seems she wanted to leave an impression, I’m gonna miss her. When I told her to get lost it was like she had the weight of the whole world on her shoulders. Heading on her stand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Lizard Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 Well nice assets.... Texas Lizard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yul Lose Posted May 8, 2020 Author Share Posted May 8, 2020 I thought she was a keeper but you guys wanted me to throw her back so I did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 3 minutes ago, Yul Lose said: I thought she was a keeper but you guys wanted me to throw her back so I did. Only cause we didn't to see your better half in jail for hitting you over the head with her good cast iron skillet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc X Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 Is it too late for me to retract my comment in another post about yoga pants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendo Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 1 hour ago, Yul Lose said: I thought she was a keeper but you guys wanted me to throw her back so I did. We're here for you, Pard. To prove it, just start another thread on whether you should buy another gun or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramblin Gambler Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 On 5/8/2020 at 3:25 PM, Yul Lose said: Well, some of you have asked for photos so here’s one of her leaving yesterday. Seems she wanted to leave an impression, I’m gonna miss her. When I told her to get lost it was like she had the weight of the whole world on her shoulders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgavin Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 That photo above... standing on her head makes her "perky" and stops her butt from slidin' down toward her ankles. Yul: you have my deepest sympathies... getting stalked by a liberal tree hugger is not my idea of a good time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Rich Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 On 5/8/2020 at 3:14 PM, Subdeacon Joe said: On 5/8/2020 at 1:25 PM, Yul Lose said: Well, some of you have asked for photos so here’s one of her leaving yesterday. Seems she wanted to leave an impression, I’m gonna miss her. When I told her to get lost it was like she had the weight of the whole world on her shoulders. 22 hours ago, bgavin said: That photo above... standing on her head makes her "perky" and stops her butt from slidin' down toward her ankles. Yul: you have my deepest sympathies... getting stalked by a liberal tree hugger is not my idea of a good time. Maybe in 20 years. kR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 On 5/8/2020 at 1:25 PM, Yul Lose said: Well, some of you have asked for photos so here’s one of her leaving yesterday. Seems she wanted to leave an impression, I’m gonna miss her. When I told her to get lost it was like she had the weight of the whole world on her shoulders. Hmm...Your "neighbor" is a model? I figured once she got on her feet she'd be all out of proportion...I guessed wrong. https://www.bombshellsportswear.com/collections/thigh-high/products/high-waist-thigh-highs-black-red-2 DISCLAIMER: I am not a weirdo legging stalker. I found this link and photo trying to find a big girl wearing the same outfit but standing upright to make a joke about gravity, I think this picture is much nicer... Holy Crap! I wasted over an hour looking for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoky Pistols Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 "Wasted" he said--LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yul Lose Posted May 11, 2020 Author Share Posted May 11, 2020 1 minute ago, Smoky Pistols said: "Wasted" he said--LOL! Yeah, I’m wondering about old Pat Riot too. What else did they operate on while he was in for back surgery last week? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawdog Dago Dom Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 8 minutes ago, Yul Lose said: Yeah, I’m wondering about old Pat Riot too. What else did they operate on while he was in for back surgery last week? That's hitting below the belt. Or was that the idea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 33 minutes ago, Smoky Pistols said: "Wasted" he said--LOL! 30 minutes ago, Yul Lose said: Yeah, I’m wondering about old Pat Riot too. What else did they operate on while he was in for back surgery last week? 20 minutes ago, Lawdog Dago Dom said: That's hitting below the belt. Or was that the idea? Please allow me to direct your attention to the line (below) in my response earlier. 1 hour ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: I found this link and photo trying to find a big girl wearing the same outfit but standing upright to make a joke about gravity, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Rich Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 8 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Please allow me to direct your attention to the line (below) in my response earlier. Uh-huh and I got a bridge I'd like to sell ya. kR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yul Lose Posted May 11, 2020 Author Share Posted May 11, 2020 59 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Please allow me to direct your attention to the line (below) in my response earlier. Uh, the “wasted” part is what we’re talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendo Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 9 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Holy Crap! I wasted over an hour looking for AT this. Fixed it for you Amigo. No need to thank me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Brules Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 10 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Hmm...Your "neighbor" is a model? I figured once she got on her feet she'd be all out of proportion...I guessed wrong. https://www.bombshellsportswear.com/collections/thigh-high/products/high-waist-thigh-highs-black-red-2 DISCLAIMER: I am not a weirdo legging stalker. I found this link and photo trying to find a big girl wearing the same outfit but standing upright to make a joke about gravity, I think this picture is much nicer... Holy Crap! I wasted over an hour looking for this. She looks like a big girl to me! Cat Brules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 20 hours ago, Yul Lose said: Yeah, I’m wondering about old Pat Riot too. What else did they operate on while he was in for back surgery last week? A quote from the Wizard of Oz: "If I only had a brain." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 I was going to respond to this humorous banter with photographs that I found during that hour mentioned above. It wouldn’t be very gentlemanly of me to do that so I will just accept your humor as it stands. ...well, what you all call humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 On 5/8/2020 at 1:25 PM, Yul Lose said: Well, some of you have asked for photos so here’s one of her leaving yesterday. Seems she wanted to leave an impression, I’m gonna miss her. When I told her to get lost it was like she had the weight of the whole world on her shoulders. You had better be careful of that one. With those thighs she could crush a truck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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