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On 5/27/2020 at 3:43 PM, John Kloehr said:

 

Invoking a song:

(This one is probably the most familiar with WWII veterans, written by Hubert Gregg.)

Hitler has only got one ball,
Goering has two, but very small;
Himmler is very sim'lar,
And Goebbels has no balls at all.
 

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8 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

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does this mean that enginemen had problems with incontinence back then ?  :huh:

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But, I really, really, really, have to pee!  

And, I wanna toot the horn!
:(

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2 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

 

does this mean that enginemen had problems with incontinence back then ?  :huh:

 

Or the clap.

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On 5/27/2020 at 5:41 PM, Cat Brules said:

Could be worse.

 

What if he had only one?

:o

 

Cat Brules

 

You'd call him "Johnny" and he'd be off to the rodeo

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1 hour ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

Or the clap.

wouldn't be surprising.  Where do you think the term 'red light district' came from?

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On 6/8/2020 at 11:53 PM, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

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The sign I was said that unattended children would be given a puppy and a bag of Pixie Stix.

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1 hour ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

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No caution needed if the pedestrians are not using the walk trails? Open season / tourist season?

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46 minutes ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said:

 

No caution needed if the pedestrians are not using the walk trails? Open season / tourist season?

Looks like it's OK to hunt pedestrians as long as they are on the walking trails.

 

But what if he drags his self off into the bushes?

 

Guess that's where the caution comes in.

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I don't know if I follow a wounded pedestrian into the brush.

 

Isn't that what the Professional Hunter is for? Where is Capstick when you need him?

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I thought it just meant that hunters needed to be careful when they were hunting from the trail, but could less careful when they were hunting off the trail. 
 

 

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Similar sign to those above, that I saw in a shop this weekend in Metamora Indiana.

 

 

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My friends, thank you one and all, it is good to start a day off with a good series of laughs, nods, chuckles and yeah-that's-rights!

My dog is looking at me like I have a fish sticking out of my shirt pocket, my wife inquired twice if I am entirely right in the head and I've been making noises similar to a chicken laying a minor meteor!

 

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Funny sign - calling for a bunt when you are down by 3, bases loaded, two out, bottom of the 9th.

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On 6/8/2020 at 11:10 PM, Smuteye John SASS#24774 said:

Where do you think the term 'red light district' came from?

Amsterdam?

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On 6/10/2020 at 6:31 PM, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

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About a year ago I was looking in the store for some vegetable base (bouillon) and saw a small pack of it that proclaimed "Vegan & Gluten Free." 

Edward & Sons, Garden Veggie, Bouillon Cubes, 8 Cubes

It was a bit on the expensive side, but the sodium level was acceptable, and I just HAD to show that to my wife to enjoy the look on her face.  I commented to the checker that I was glad it was vegan free.  She didn't understand.  

Yes - the look on my wife's face was worth it.

I did write to the company and suggested that they do something about the wording.

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