Tequila Shooter Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 My wife and I were sitting on the couch last night not doing too much when she read an article on the interweb to me. There was an elderly couple in a nursing home here in MS. They died about an hour apart, but still holding hands. I looked at my wife and said "that's the way I want to go". She looked at me and said "babe that is so romantic, I love you". That's when I opened my mouth once too often and said "as long as you go first". That ended my romantic moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Lizard Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 Might have ended a romantic night also.... Texas Lizard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 So, are you sleeping on that couch now??????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trigger Mike Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 If he doesn't answer he may have died holding her hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 Hope you conversation with the dog has a more harmonious outcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 My wife and I will sometimes say "It sounds harsh, but I hope you die before I do." I know how utterly miserable I've been when she has been in the hospital - feeling lost and incomplete. She hasn't had to go through that with me, but has often expressed her feeling of helplessness and feeling incomplete when I'm feeling poorly. We are one of those couples who truly personify "the two shall be one flesh." Neither of us can imagine being without the other. Neither of us wants the other to have that incomplete feeling knowing that it will never end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Chance Morgun Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 "Dear," asked a wife. "What would you do if I died?" "Why dear, I would be extremely upset," said the husband. "Why do you ask such a question?" "Would you remarry?" persevered the wife. "No, of course not, dear" said the husband. "Don't you like being married?" asked the wife. "Of course I do, dear" he said. "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" "All right," said the husband, "I'd remarry." "You would?" said the wife, looking vaguely hurt. "Yes," said the husband. "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" asked the wife. After a long pause. "Well, yes, I suppose I would," replied the husband. "I see," said the wife indignantly. "And would you let her wear my old clothes?" "I suppose, if she wanted to," said the husband. "Really," said the wife icily. "And would you take down the pictures of me and replace them with pictures of her?" "Yes. I think that would be the correct thing to do." "Is that so?" said the wife, leaping to her feet. "And I suppose you'd let her shoot my new model Vaqueros. too? "Of course not, dear," said the husband. "She's shoots 2nd gen. Colts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 4 hours ago, Tequila Shooter said: My wife and I were sitting on the couch last night not doing too much when she read an article on the interweb to me. There was an elderly couple in a nursing home here in MS. They died about an hour apart, but still holding hands. I looked at my wife and said "that's the way I want to go". She looked at me and said "babe that is so romantic, I love you". That's when I opened my mouth once too often and said "as long as you go first". That ended my romantic moment. And began your "here's your sign" moment... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 2 hours ago, Marshal Chance Morgun said: "Dear," asked a wife. "What would you do if I died?" "Why dear, I would be extremely upset," said the husband. "Why do you ask such a question?" "Would you remarry?" persevered the wife. "No, of course not, dear" said the husband. "Don't you like being married?" asked the wife. "Of course I do, dear" he said. "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" "All right," said the husband, "I'd remarry." "You would?" said the wife, looking vaguely hurt. "Yes," said the husband. "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" asked the wife. After a long pause. "Well, yes, I suppose I would," replied the husband. "I see," said the wife indignantly. "And would you let her wear my old clothes?" "I suppose, if she wanted to," said the husband. "Really," said the wife icily. "And would you take down the pictures of me and replace them with pictures of her?" "Yes. I think that would be the correct thing to do." "Is that so?" said the wife, leaping to her feet. "And I suppose you'd let her shoot my new model Vaqueros. too? "Of course not, dear," said the husband. "She's shoots 2nd gen. Colts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tequila Shooter Posted April 5, 2020 Author Share Posted April 5, 2020 8 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: So, are you sleeping on that couch now??????????? 7 hours ago, Trigger Mike said: If he doesn't answer he may have died holding her hand 6 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said: Hope you conversation with the dog has a more harmonious outcome. 5 hours ago, DocWard said: And began your "here's your sign" moment... Well fellas I'm fine....but. Last night I thought I'd try to redeem myself. I had gone into the bedroom to relax before going to sleep (as I usually do) and came up with an idea. So I went back into the living room where she was still sitting on the couch. I opened the computer, dialed up Youtube and put on Al Green's Let's Stay Together and started lip syncing the words to her complete with body language to match the words. By the way fellas that is a great song to play her to get the romance started. Now back to the story. By the time the song ended she was looking at me the same way she was the previous night, BINGO I nailed it. She stood up, and I thought now we're getting somewhere. Then we remembered social distancing, she gave me a virtual hug and sat back down. The Corona Virus struck again, I just hope when this is all over she remembers what I did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyrus Cassidy #45437 Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 You must be new at this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Chance Morgun Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 Subdeacon Joe, Yes that's the joke. I just changed the last line for the CAS group. A good comedian has got to know his audience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 36 minutes ago, Marshal Chance Morgun said: Subdeacon Joe, Yes that's the joke. I just changed the last line for the CAS group. A good comedian has got to know his audience. But your delivery wasn't anywhere near as good as Gen. Stewart's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Chance Morgun Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 6 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: But your delivery wasn't anywhere near as good as Gen. Stewart's. But you should hear me tell it in person. I add more "would you let hers." I'm too lazy to type that much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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