Matthew Duncan Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Here I am sitting in deep thought while waiting for nature to take its course. My nose has started running so by habit I reach over for a few sheets of Toilet Paper to blow my nose on. I stop myself when I realize what I was about to do! That Toilet Paper is precious! I hunted for days and waited in lines for hours just for the chance to score a four-pack. And now I almost wasted it by blowing my nose!!! I revert back to my unmarried years, back further to my youth as I wipe my nose on my shirt sleeve. Problem solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Alas, I wish I just had a runny nose. My problem seems to be at the other end! Musta been the chili. TP is running low. Might need to go gather some leaves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Oh c'mon MD, we play cowboy on the weekend, surely you have a supply of silk handkerchiefs to wipe your nose on. If there's any cowboys near UB y'all need to deliver som TP and Whisky to him. Shoot me PM and I'll chip in for a big bottle of Bulleit Rye; if I were in North Carolina I'd deliver myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
largo casey #19191 Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Shoulda made a stop as you went through the Corn Belt. Largo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Sitting in deep what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 38 minutes ago, largo casey #19191 said: Shoulda made a stop as you went through the Corn Belt. Largo Things weren’t bad yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Wheeler Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 I thought all this crap about hoarding toilet paper had started to die down. Went to Meijer's yesterday, and this was the TP aisle! This ain't a diarrhea virus. I don't understand! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 1 hour ago, Utah Bob #35998 said: Alas, I wish I just had a runny nose. My problem seems to be at the other end! Musta been the chili. TP is running low. Might need to go gather some leaves. Leaves of three let it be. https://newbieprepper.com/which-leaves-makes-the-best-toilet-paper/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailrider #896 Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 11 minutes ago, Dutch Wheeler said: I thought all this crap about hoarding toilet paper had started to die down. Went to Meijer's yesterday, and this was the TP aisle! This ain't a diarrhea virus. I don't understand! Not so sure. It has been said that diarrhea might be symptom. So can a runny nose. Best is to check your temperature periodically. If it spikes to over 100 deg. F., best CALL your doctor. Not trying to alarm anyone. The diarrhea might just be something you ate, and, yeah, TP supplies could be critical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trigger Mike Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 A couple of weeks ago I recall someone in government was asked what we could do and he replied buy toilet paper and bottled water. That didn't help either. It was a way to get people to the store so the economy keeps moving just like after 9-11 Bush said go buy duct tape and plastic sheeting to get us out of the house as the economy was in danger of shutting down then too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 “Deep Thought”. Wasn’t that a film starring Linda Lovelace? or some guy involved in Watergate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Some doctor here at the Cleveland Clinic said they’re seeing cases where diarrhea is a symptom now! Ugh, that means another big run on TP!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 2 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: “Deep Thought”. Wasn’t that a film starring Linda Lovelace? or some guy involved in Watergate? Deep Throat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 1 minute ago, Rye Miles #13621 said: Deep Throat I knew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Two words: Snot Rockethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfwLsfz6UBg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramblin Gambler Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 The diarrhea is just from having to eat our own cooking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 3 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: “Deep Thought”. Wasn’t that a film starring Linda Lovelace? or some guy involved in Watergate? 42! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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