Widder, SASS #59054 Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 12 hours ago, Tennessee williams said: If you ask me, its just another wingless bird. He's probably 'propped up' cause he don't have much spine either..... ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 BY THE WAY..... I hope everyone remembers TN WILLIAMS birthday TOMORROW...... April 1st. Most appropriate birthday for HIM! ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 6 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: BY THE WAY..... I hope everyone remembers TN WILLIAMS birthday TOMORROW...... April 1st. Most appropriate birthday for HIM! ..........Widder Watch it spiderman. Them things will do a number on widders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 T. W. wasn't borned!! He was hatched out by the sun!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 Hatfield says all these kids born eight to ten months from now will be "Children of the QUARN!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 49 minutes ago, Blackwater 53393 said: T. W. wasn't borned!! He was hatched out by the sun!! I wasn't raised neither. I was jerked up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 Don't worry T.W., my mother got me out of a cabbage patch. She told me a such. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 I gots no raisin’ neither! I was kicked up!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 Speaking of baby names in 9 months, i won't be surprised if somebody tries to name their baby..... Crono Iris. Oh yea, by the way, I forgot to tell everyone how lucky TN Williams is. Last night, about midnight, he woke up with his Bunkhouse Boss holding a pillow tightly down over his face. He woke up gasping for air. But it was O.K. because she told him she was only protecting him from the Virus..... Another true story. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 2 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: Speaking of baby names in 9 months, i won't be surprised if somebody tries to name their baby..... Crono Iris. Oh yea, by the way, I forgot to tell everyone how lucky TN Williams is. Last night, about midnight, he woke up with his Bunkhouse Boss holding a pillow tightly down over his face. He woke up gasping for air. But it was O.K. because she told him she was only protecting him from the Virus..... Another true story. ..........Widder Funny, she was asking about insurance policies before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted April 1, 2020 Author Share Posted April 1, 2020 I sure am glad I had welding glasses on when I opened this thread. The horrors my brain suffered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Just now, Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 said: I sure am glad I had welding glasses on when I opened this thread. The horrors my brain suffered. You have a brain? Who'd of thunk it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 2 hours ago, Tyrel Cody said: You have a brain? Who'd of thunk it... If that ain't the pot calling the kettle black Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted April 2, 2020 Author Share Posted April 2, 2020 22 hours ago, Tyrel Cody said: You have a brain? Who'd of thunk it... I finally figured out what’s wrong with my brain. On the left side, there is nothing right. On the right side, there is nothing left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Well, well..... looks like OKIE has a little wisdom in his vernacular. Or could it be my perception has gone to crap. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Rich Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Ain't nothing like self defecation. kR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 1 minute ago, Kid Rich said: Ain't nothing like self defecation. kR I know a feller, ( of which I won't mention his name but it rhythms with TN Williams), once had a bad case of gas and nearly deflated hisowndangself every time he passed. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Rich Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 7 minutes ago, Kid Rich said: Ain't nothing like self defecation. kR I could always blame that on "otto". kR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Badly Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Badly Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Did someone say big donut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 On 4/1/2020 at 8:27 AM, Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 said: I sure am glad I had welding glasses on when I opened this thread. The horrors my brain suffered. On 4/1/2020 at 8:29 AM, Tyrel Cody said: You have a brain? Who'd of thunk it... The score ain't in on that matter, Tyrel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 30 minutes ago, Mister Badly said: Now that's what I call "small hands". I bet those hands couldn't even hold a drink can. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Could be that’s an extry large doughnut!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 1 hour ago, Blackwater 53393 said: Could be that’s an extry large doughnut!! There's an optimist in every crowd..... ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 On 4/1/2020 at 8:27 AM, Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 said: I sure am glad I had welding glasses on when I opened this thread. The horrors my brain suffered. Cross dressing again, Okie? (I think Lawman was better looking.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted April 2, 2020 Author Share Posted April 2, 2020 37 minutes ago, Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 said: Cross dressing again, Okie? (I think Lawman was better looking.) Only on Thursdays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted April 2, 2020 Author Share Posted April 2, 2020 3 hours ago, Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 said: The score ain't in on that matter, Tyrel. Pull up your drawers and leave that goat alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Badly Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Those are shot glass hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 4 hours ago, Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 said: Pull up your drawers and leave that goat alone. Goats lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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