Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 3 hours ago, Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 said: Well geeeezzzz, Okie, we all know that. Just so ya’ll know, I bathe twice a year whether I need it not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 17 minutes ago, Abilene Slim SASS 81783 said: Just so ya’ll know, I bathe twice a year whether I need it not! I've heard its a waste of good water......... both times. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. James H. Callahan Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 2 hours ago, Pulp, SASS#28319 said: I understand women. I always knew there was sumpin wrong with you. Hell's bells, ya can't even start a decent fight 'round here no more. JHC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 8 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: I've heard its a waste of good water......... both times. ..........Widder Hey! You musta been talkin’ to my family! But our dog likes to roll all over me cuz she thinks I smell just fine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 23 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: I've heard its a waste of good water......... both times. ..........Widder Nope, just once. He uses the same water! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 Yup. All ya gotta do is skim the green stuff and a bit of grease off the top. I been recycling for years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major General Shagnasty Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 Well I think this is hitting the wife pretty hard, she has cleaned the house a few times from top to bottom, moved some stuff out to the garage, almost me, but I got away from her. So Today I was watching a Gunsmoke rerun and just fell asleep when I heard this screaming hissing noise that woke me up. After blinking the sleep out of my eyes, I looked in to the kitchen and could not believe what I was seeing. The wife was giving the cat a bath, now this is a 15 lb Mainecoon and was not having anything to do with this idea. I do have to admit it was funner to watch than that rerun of Dirty Sally on gunsmoke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warden Callaway Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 Dad said that they were too poor to be effected by the Great Depression. We lead a secluded life anyway. And being seriously retired we are home most of the time. We go out once a week for supplies. What we miss are our "day trips" that take us on some adventure past toy stores and rustic cafes. We'd still go but the gun shops are stuffed with crazy people and the cafes are only doing carry out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 12 hours ago, Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 said: Oh great, y'all just HAD to invite Tennessee Williams to the bar fight... If I recall correctly, this was "Tennessee Travolta" back when TN Williams was competing in the Murfreesboro "Saturday Night Fever" dance contest..... way back when. He lost the contest because he forgot to put on his 'red & blue glitter' finger nail polish. Or so he sez..... ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Duncan Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 12 hours ago, Pulp, SASS#28319 said: I understand women. I see your wife has you in your place! My wife gets down on her hands and knees when she talks to me. Her favorite line is, "GET OUT FROM UNDER THAT BED YOU COWARD!" Understand you do most of the cooking in your house! You told your wife you wanted some peace and quite while you're cooking so she removed the batteries from the smoke detector! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted March 29, 2020 Author Share Posted March 29, 2020 12 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: For anybody on this Thread that tells the truth about me will have to pay double to have your Henry .22's set up. HEY OKIE, How did you steal that picture away from TN? I understand he uses it for a snapshot on his iPhone. ..........Widder I hacked his phone. With a password of sheep, it wasn't too hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. James H. Callahan Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 11 hours ago, Abilene Slim SASS 81783 said: Hey! You musta been talkin’ to my family! But our dog likes to roll all over me cuz she thinks I smell just fine! Hmmmm. Been my observation dogs like to roll in the stinkiest stuff they can find. Our now departed dog Chaco used to like to escape. Couple times I don't know what he got into, but made skunk spray smell like Channel #5. Thought I was gonna have to shoot him and bury him DEEP just to get rid of that smell. JHC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 29 minutes ago, Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 said: I hacked his phone. With a password of sheep, it wasn't too hard. "SHEEP" is his new password. I shouldn't tell this but his pet goat recently passed. Sheep became the new password, for various reasons. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tequila Shooter Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie MacNeil, SASS #48580 Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 Never mind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 About seventh reply from the beginning I came up with an award winning insult and none of you cow-chasing would-gun fighters even mentioned it. Now I'M INSULTED!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 11 minutes ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: About seventh reply from the beginning I came up with an award winning insult and none of you cow-chasing would-gun fighters even mentioned it. Now I'M INSULTED!!! Heck 40, don't go away mad. Hang around and get more insulted like the rest of us..... ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 22 hours ago, Alpo said: Is that to protect the customers or the band? when I played there it was to protect the drunks that had to charge the stage , got a scar on the head stock of my favorite bass from dropping on of the bouncers , who thought he would try me the reason for the ban , is after the fight , I was the one left standing , 3 bouncers and the owner , were laid out on the pool table BUT , I did collect the pay for the band , before we left the joint CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 hey Widder how much ya gonna PAY me to accept a FREE 22 ? CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 2 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: Heck 40, don't go away mad. Hang around and get more insulted like the rest of us..... ..........Widder I ain't mad and I'm almost always insulted by something, usually know-nothing over paid celebrities insulting my intelligence and elected people who insult my self respect and value as a human being, not to mention people in everyday life who don't think like I do and refuse to admit that I am almost always right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie MacNeil, SASS #48580 Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 55 minutes ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: I ain't mad and I'm almost always insulted by something, usually know-nothing over paid celebrities insulting my intelligence and elected people who insult my self respect and value as a human being, not to mention people in everyday life who don't think like I do and refuse to admit that I am almost always right. Yeah, Forty thought he was wrong once, turned out he was mistaken! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 said: hey Widder how much ya gonna PAY me to accept a FREE 22 ? CB Howdy Chicky Bill. For those Pards who live in Arkansas, probably just a few bucks more than my normal fees. Besides, the Pards in Arkansas can't count so they probably won't know the difference..... P.S. - American money (Federal Reserve Note)..... not Confederate paper! ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 so ya want the fake stuff I kinda knew , there was something not right with ya CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 19 hours ago, Abilene Slim SASS 81783 said: Hey! You musta been talkin’ to my family! But our dog likes to roll all over me cuz she thinks I smell just fine! I had a huskie that liked to do that with dead salmon. What a treat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted March 29, 2020 Author Share Posted March 29, 2020 Ignore? Ignore? Forty Rod is hard to ignore in his new boots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 25 minutes ago, Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 said: I had a huskie that liked to do that with dead salmon. What a treat. You can learn a lot from a husky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 4 minutes ago, Abilene Slim SASS 81783 said: You can learn a lot from a husky. Dang dawg was smarter than me. Except for dead salmon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 Well OKIE, I hope your happy now with all this fussin and fightin. TN Williams is so upset and his feeling hurt that he had to eat 2 Nanner Splits and a hot fudge sundae this afternoon just to calm down..... ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 I’m eating salmon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 I'm having Lamb Chops! ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 48 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: Well OKIE, I hope your happy now with all this fussin and fightin. TN Williams is so upset and his feeling hurt that he had to eat 2 Nanner Splits and a hot fudge sundae this afternoon just to calm down..... ..........Widder I had a large chocolate malt and a large turtle sundae yesterday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 2 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: Well OKIE, I hope your happy now with all this fussin and fightin. TN Williams is so upset and his feeling hurt that he had to eat 2 Nanner Splits and a hot fudge sundae this afternoon just to calm down..... ..........Widder Lies! All lies! It was one nanner split. They wouldn't let me have 2 cause they found out I knew you. They ain't got over the great ice cream cone debacle of '96. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tequila Shooter Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 Wanna know what'll kill TN Williams? If he became lactose intolerant and couldn't eat any more 'nanner splits This is one split....now you know why he couldn't eat two and keep his girlish figure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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