Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 I think it is time for a good old chair breaking, window smashing bar fight. Abilene Slim, you stink! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 I don't know about Abilene Slim and odors, but I know that TN Williams is one of the biggest doughnut eating liars in TN..... DUCK! ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 Does that mean he is a liar that eats big donuts, or a donut eater that tells big lies, or a "larger than normal" person that both eats donuts and tells lies? We must be precise in our insults. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 Oh yeah Okie? Your teeth is so crooked you could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 39 minutes ago, Alpo said: Does that mean he is a liar that eats big donuts, or a donut eater that tells big lies, or a "larger than normal" person that both eats donuts and tells lies? We must be precise in our insults. Honestly, ALPO..... I don't know the answer. I would ask TN but he would probably just lie about it..... Actually, he's trying to become a bigger liar than meowndangself. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie MacNeil, SASS #48580 Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 I heared tell that such a thing just ain't possible, Widder! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 3 hours ago, Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 said: I think it is time for a good old chair breaking, window smashing bar fight. Abilene Slim, you stink! Okay, Chiquita. If you and your girlfriends think you're up to a fight, just jump right in and start scratchin' and bitin', kickin'and cryin'. Best take your teeth out first so's you don't lose 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pulp, SASS#28319 Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 Well I heard that all the wool from Widder’s sheep ranch was “non-virgin”! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 52 minutes ago, Charlie MacNeil, SASS #48580 said: I heared tell that such a thing just ain't possible, Widder! Charlie, thats just another lie that TN Williams has started. He ain't right. He's been emailing pictures of some fancy mid-60's muscle car (Chevy) and telling everybody its his. Truth be known, he don't even own a Box Car set. He told me that he taught Randy St. Eagle everything about shooting Duelist. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 4 minutes ago, Pulp, SASS#28319 said: Well I heard that all the wool from Widder’s sheep ranch was “non-virgin”! Pulp, that was a heart breaking moment when the Vet told me that. I bought those sheep from TN Williams cousin over in Bucksnort. I should have known better. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 iffen ya want a bar fight , head over to the RED BARN in ok only 1 guy has been banned from there for life , (GUESS WHO ) , all I wanted was to drink a beer in quiet they open up with 10gas in the parking lot most every nite , BTW , they have chicken wire twixt the crowd and the band rough joint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 That's what happens when SASS refuses to authorize a Baptist Category! By golly!!! -- Acts 19:32 Stay up wind of Blackwater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 Mebbe so, but at least they ain't dancing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 said: they have chicken wire twixt the crowd and the band Is that to protect the customers or the band? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Duncan Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 7 hours ago, Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 said: I think it is time for a good old chair breaking, window smashing bar fight. Abilene Slim, you stink! Is that your head or is your neck blowing bubbles? Yankee... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 2 hours ago, Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 said: That's what happens when SASS refuses to authorize a Baptist Category! By golly!!! -- Acts 19:32 Stay up wind of Blackwater. That sure looks like Snakebite swingin' that bottle.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. James H. Callahan Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 Y'all obviously don't know how to do it like we did in the old days. Hide and watch. Callahan walks thru the Saloon doors (ACS or you'll get gut shot) and he's already got a burr under his saddle about this virus BS. Sure 'nuff 'Bones is over there shooting off his big mouth. Callahan decides to shut him up and gives him a dandy right jab in the jaw and he goes down. Badger Mountain Charlie is leaning back in his chair grinning at the goings on, and looks like a soft target. Callahan kicks the back legs of his chair just for the helluvit and BMC goes down in a heap. Doesn't even spill his beer. Tosses off the last half when he gets to his feet. Catches Callahan looking the other way for another target and busts the beer mug up side his head. Callahan hits the floor wiping blood out of his eyes. What the H*ll hit me anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tequila Shooter Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 4 hours ago, Pulp, SASS#28319 said: Well I heard that all the wool from Widder’s sheep ranch was “non-virgin”! Widder's ranch: Where the men are men, and the sheep are nervous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 8 hours ago, Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 said: I think it is time for a good old chair breaking, window smashing bar fight. Abilene Slim, you stink! Well geeeezzzz, Okie, we all know that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 8 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: I don't know about Abilene Slim and odors, but I know that TN Williams is one of the biggest doughnut eating liars in TN..... DUCK! ..........Widder Widder, I've knocked down and crawled over people bigger'n you just to get INTO a fight! Your liar crown may be up for grabs. Word on the street is you slipped up back in the late 70s and you told a small truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 5 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: Charlie, thats just another lie that TN Williams has started. He ain't right. He's been emailing pictures of some fancy mid-60's muscle car (Chevy) and telling everybody its his. Truth be known, he don't even own a Box Car set. He told me that he taught Randy St. Eagle everything about shooting Duelist. ..........Widder Now Widder you know your the one what called me all excited saying how you come up for a new use for sheep and how you was gonna be rich soon. When I asked what it was, you said you figured out you could use them for their wool too. @Tyrel Cody, why are you liking his comments? Ain't you still on probation at the local YMCA for picking on little kids? And I know better than to lie about @Randy Saint Eagle, SASS # 64903. Whenever we're in training, he carries a stick and whops me real good when I mess up. Just the other day, he told me to fill a glass up and hold it in one hand while I was shooting a pistol in the other hand. Said he was gonna whop me ever time I spilled a drop. He started whoppin me before I even started shooting. When I asked why, he said I was using the wrong glass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 "no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted March 29, 2020 Author Share Posted March 29, 2020 Matthew Duncan shows off his new hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Duncan Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 7 minutes ago, Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 said: Matthew Duncan shows off his new hat. You forgot to return my lipstick. Last time I give you pointers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted March 29, 2020 Author Share Posted March 29, 2020 Oh great, y'all just HAD to invite Tennessee Williams to the bar fight... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 Doggonit TW, you just had ta drag me into the middle of you and Widder's lovers squabble didn't ya? I'll I was doin' was reacting with a haha; don't mean I really like anything that lyin' liar is lyin' about. You know darn well they ain't no YMCA out here in the sticks. By the way, I'm still mad at you for buyin' up all the nanner' splits and rain boots in Middle Tennessee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 2 hours ago, Tequila Shooter said: Widder's ranch: Where the men are men, and the sheep are nervous. I kin picture Widder sayin' "There aint nobody like ewe baaaaby!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pulp, SASS#28319 Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 I understand women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 2 minutes ago, Pulp, SASS#28319 said: I understand women. @Widder, SASS #59054 @Tennessee williams y'all just lost this years contest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 8 minutes ago, Pulp, SASS#28319 said: I understand women. You best just back away from that there bong and go lay down. You had enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wild Will Bartell Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 10 minutes ago, Pulp, SASS#28319 said: I understand women. Well then, you should write a book about that. You’ll be a millionaire before all this virus stuff is finished. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 For anybody on this Thread that tells the truth about me will have to pay double to have your Henry .22's set up. HEY OKIE, How did you steal that picture away from TN? I understand he uses it for a snapshot on his iPhone. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 Your the man Widder! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 16 minutes ago, Michigan Slim said: Your the man Widder! Best lie yet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 said: Oh great, y'all just HAD to invite Tennessee Williams to the bar fight... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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