Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 My daughter is a women’s medium about 115 so asking wet. She mentioned to her husband that her jeans were too tight. he: well there are three people in there. she: who? he: You, Ben and Jerry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-BAR #18287 Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 Is he out of ICU yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Kris Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 OOOoooohhhhhhh he's gonna splatter................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 You may be counciling your son-in-law on abstinence soon..... ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 Nobody has a couch is that comfortable. Nobody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 2 minutes ago, Smuteye John SASS#24774 said: Nobody has a couch is that comfortable. Nobody. I beg to differ. La-Z-Boy makes an excellent couch that is very comfortable to sleep on. And it also reclines if you wish to sleep that way as well...Which I highly recommend if you are in fear for your life and need to be able to get up and run quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
czhen Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 He will sleep on the patio for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Brules Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: I beg to differ. La-Z-Boy makes an excellent couch that is very comfortable to sleep on. And it also reclines if you wish to sleep that way as well...Which I highly recommend if you are in fear for your life and need to be able to get up and run quickly. Does it have pull-out IV hangers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 8 hours ago, Cat Brules said: Does it have pull-out IV hangers? Adding to the list...there! Thank you. Good idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 20 hours ago, czhen said: He will sleep on the patio for a while. Least it's warmed up. Doing that in December or January could have been a mite discombobulating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wild Will Bartell Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 22 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: I beg to differ. La-Z-Boy makes an excellent couch that is very comfortable to sleep on. And it also reclines if you wish to sleep that way as well...Which I highly recommend if you are in fear for your life and need to be able to get up and run quickly. He ain’t gonna be runnin’ very far if he’s in traction... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 Thus began his life of celibacy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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