Utah Bob #35998 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Acting my age. I just can’t get into it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perro Del Diablo Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Utah Bob #35998 said: Acting my age. I just can’t get into it. If my age is way I act there could be lots of trouble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Someone asked Schoolmarm how she was coping with me going through my second childhood. She politely replied that she was unaware that I had finished my first childhood! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-BAR #18287 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Men’s brains are not able to age beyond 17 years. Women know this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 I have to grow old. I refuse to grow up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 I googled how to act my age. I didn’t like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Hangtree Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 I just tell everyone that I'm 104 years old. That way, they are REALLY impressed with me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted March 24, 2020 Author Share Posted March 24, 2020 5 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: I googled how to act my age. I didn’t like it. Some guys have it down pat. I don’t hang out with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warden Callaway Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 I've told this before. I tell people I was born in 1850. Because... I was born on the farm in a log house without electricity or running water. The road was so primitive, they brought the country doctor to the house in a high wheeled farm wagon pulled by mules. The doctor staid overnight and charged $20 for his services. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 I absolutely refuse to grow up. I'm getting old pretty damn fast but I ain't growed up a lick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 I refuse to act my age. Unfortunately my body acts my age for me. I can’t complain much. I am the one that treated my body so badly, but dang! Some of the wear and tear has truly been worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 .......... I'd much rather act my shoe size ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 “How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you was?” -Satchel Paige Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palouse Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 I stopped growin' up. Now, I just grow out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Jones, SASS 2263 Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 Getting old is mandatory; growing up is optional. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Old Man Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 It's not the years, it's the miles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoken D Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 It don't matter mind any who. Ifen ya on this here wire, ya still playing kid games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 10 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: I refuse to act my age. Unfortunately my body acts my age for me. I can’t complain much. I am the one that treated my body so badly, but dang! Some of the wear and tear has truly been worth it. WELL SAID!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 I generally end up taking a couple of aspirin every day. There are a number of parts of my body that raise a protest at random intervals. I've come to the point where I'll grunt or groan and then grin, remembering the fun I was having when whichever injury that causes pain occurred!! I won't be a pristine, beautiful corpse and it is highly unlikely that any of my parts will be worth donating!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 14 hours ago, DocWard said: I have to grow old. I refuse to grow up. Getting older is mandatory. Growing up is optional. I opted to forgo that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 13 hours ago, Warden Callaway said: I've told this before. I tell people I was born in 1850. Because... I was born on the farm in a log house without electricity or running water. The road was so primitive, they brought the country doctor to the house in a high wheeled farm wagon pulled by mules. The doctor staid overnight and charged $20 for his services. He was overpaid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted March 24, 2020 Author Share Posted March 24, 2020 4 minutes ago, J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE said: He was overpaid! Yeah. A chicken and a gallon of milk would have been plenty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgavin Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 I have always been schooled to "respect my elders." They are getting much harder to find... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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