Dantankerous Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 ... this is a great substitute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doc roy l. pain Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 I use fabric softener sheets. My butt smells like lavender, no more static cling with my undies, and my old butt is wrinkle free Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hells Comin Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 They only have a circulation of about 950 so good luck on get a paper and even is you did you'll get a liberal sass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G W Wade Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 5 minutes ago, Dantankerous said: ... this is a great substitute. Not sure about that, I think it's full already GW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Graybeard Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Almost as full as GW... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Does the ink still rub off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finagler 6853 Life Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 I'm using John Wayne toilet paper. It's rough, it's tough and it doesn't take s#!% of anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warden Callaway Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 I had to do some research as to why people hoard toilet paper. I Googled the topic and read three reports with the same explanation. Seems it's just a pacifier for the not really being able to do anything positive to provide protection from the virus or comfort or recovery from it if contracted. Toilet paper is relatively inexpensive and will keep a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Sheridan Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 59 minutes ago, Warden Callaway said: I had to do some research as to why people hoard toilet paper. I Googled the topic and read three reports with the same explanation. Seems it's just a pacifier for the not really being able to do anything positive to provide protection from the virus or comfort or recovery from it if contracted. Toilet paper is relatively inexpensive and will keep a long time. Why are people hoarding toilet paper? Because they're idiots. Monkey see, monkey do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. James H. Callahan Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Warden Callaway said: I had to do some research as to why people hoard toilet paper. I Googled the topic and read three reports with the same explanation. Seems it's just a pacifier for the not really being able to do anything positive to provide protection from the virus or comfort or recovery from it if contracted. Toilet paper is relatively inexpensive and will keep a long time. You can probably buy it CHEAP in a few months. JHC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 16 minutes ago, Capt. James H. Callahan said: You can probably buy it CHEAP in a few months. JHC The New York Times? Probably so. (I mean the whole business, not just one issue(. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 We quit taking a "news" paper over 10 years ago. That was after the Sacramento Bee published names and addresses of all state employees in Sacramento. Lucky for me, I was retired and only working as a Retired Annuitant. So, I escaped that. I can't keep Hubby in ; he's 74 with a compromised immune system. Even if they develop a vaccine, several years ago, our doctor told him not to have them. He went to the grocery and hardware store this afternoon. Our closest grocery (nine miles) was fully stocked Sunday. It is now super busy and sparsely stocked. I told him, since he was going (he must have green bananas and ice cream) to get a pound of ground beef. Lucky, that was all I needed. They were limiting it to one pound per shopper as people were hoarding (buying 10 pounds at a time). Also, it isn't locals doing the hoarding according to a butcher (told Hubby today) and vegetable guy (told me Saturday, the last time I was out). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Hair, SASS #29557 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Sixgun Sheridan said: Why are people hoarding toilet paper? Because they're idiots. Monkey see, monkey do. Thus far I have asked two doctors and three nurses and none of them have a clue as to why. I guess panic and idiocy just go together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G W Wade Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Only reason I have heard the seems even vaguely possible was my son. TP he said comes from China and shipments may be coming? Thought the same as you- They are stupid GW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Seriously I wouldn’t give them a penny of my money !! I get the humor though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 I believe Japan started the fear of not having enough toilet paper. As soon as Japan stopped all shipping from China someone realized that all TP in Japan comes from China and people panicked. This information got out or was posted online so other people in other countries started buying up TP and at some point Americans started panicking over TP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. James H. Callahan Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said: The New York Times? Probably so. (I mean the whole business, not just one issue(. I was referring to TP but you're probably right too. JHC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 2 hours ago, Sixgun Sheridan said: Why are people hoarding toilet paper? Because they're idiots. Monkey see, monkey do do. Fixed it for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 1 hour ago, G W Wade said: Only reason I have heard the seems even vaguely possible was my son. TP he said comes from China and shipments may be coming? Thought the same as you- They are stupid GW Over 90% of all TP is grown and made right here in the US of A Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G W Wade Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 Got no idea then GW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 Iain't runnin' out and I'm keepin' what I got !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 I don't usually post things I find on Facebook here. But this is just too fitting for the topic. Redneck bidet: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 Gentlemen, Pay attention. When your supply does come in.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Sheridan Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 It's a lot like the .22 rimfire ammo scare after Sandy Hook. Everybody and his Bubba cousin was clearing the shelves and hoarding it as if it was never going to be made anymore, when in fact there was never anything in the anti-gun press about banning or restricting it. Humans are worse than animals when it comes to being easily spooked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duffield, SASS #23454 Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 6 minutes ago, Sixgun Sheridan said: It's a lot like the .22 rimfire ammo scare after Sandy Hook. Everybody and his Bubba cousin was clearing the shelves and hoarding it as if it was never going to be made anymore, when in fact there was never anything in the anti-gun press about banning or restricting it. Humans are worse than animals when it comes to being easily spooked. The problem is: while a person may be smart, people in large groups are stupid. Duffield Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozark Shark Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 17 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said: Over 90% of all TP is grown and made right here in the US of A That is correct. And the vast majority of the that remaining 10% is produced in Canada. TP and paper towels are bulky and full of air. Even the Chinese can't make money shipping it long distance; to Japan, yes, to the USA, nope. Because of this the US remains at or near the top of tissue production annually. I've had tissue mill operators as clients for nearly 30 years. "TP is a steady business. Who don't need it? They ain't goin' no where. :)" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozark Shark Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 18 minutes ago, Sixgun Sheridan said: It's a lot like the .22 rimfire ammo scare after Sandy Hook. Everybody and his Bubba cousin was clearing the shelves and hoarding it as if it was never going to be made anymore, when in fact there was never anything in the anti-gun press about banning or restricting it. Humans are worse than animals when it comes to being easily spooked. "A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it." - Agent K, Men in Black Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Brules Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 23 hours ago, Capt. James H. Callahan said: You can probably buy it CHEAP in a few months. JHC In a few months?! Some of those people out there have at least a year’s supply! Good grief! My wife went to VONS yesterday and brought home a package of six rolls. I told her we still have three extra rolls. “Well, I thought we should stock up.” My answer was, “Why?!” She gave me “that look” and responded, “Global Warming!!....leave me alone!” Me: “Okay!, Okay! Cool, more toilet paper! Trading material! She: “Oh, hush!” Cat Brules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 On 3/19/2020 at 12:53 PM, Sixgun Sheridan said: Why are people hoarding toilet paper? Because they're idiots. Monkey see, monkey do. Will toilet paper remove "monkey do", too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 18 hours ago, Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 said: I wish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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