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It's coming for you Alpo.

I'd sleep with one eye open for a while.

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We had some friends over for dinner one evening when one of our cats wandered in.  He had something in his mouth but we couldn't quite tell what it was.  We watched him for a minute when one of our friends began hysterically laughing.  It seems the cat had jumped up on the bathroom counter and grabbed a toothbrush out of the holder by the sink.  He obviously liked the way the bristles felt in his mouth because he was walking around purring while carrying it.  Uno exclaimed, "that's my toothbrush."  I wondered why I found    it     on       the         floor       yesterday............."  He became really quiet when he realized where it had been.........

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My MIL used to have one like that.

She called her "Beauty"

My wife and I called her "The Blob"

When the MIL went into a Nursing Home with a No Pets rule, we took her and put her on a diet.

That wasn't easy on her or us.

The soulful looks of betrayal and "What Did I Do Wrong?" "Why Do You Hate Me?"

It extended her life by a few years, according to the vet.

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What you get when Allie Mo makes cookies for you  :rolleyes:

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