H. K. Uriah, SASS #74619 Posted March 17, 2020 Posted March 17, 2020 As near as I can tell it happened sometime in World War Two. It was an experiment in creating a desire to purchase things, and was invented by a fellow named Smith. I first got the bug about ten years ago from a rifle of his that had been carrying the infection for over 50 years. This has led me to have to make numerous trips to the CMP pharmacy to combat the addiction.
H. K. Uriah, SASS #74619 Posted March 17, 2020 Author Posted March 17, 2020 I hear tell that his cousin Rand also was working on a similar virus that took him one thousand, nine hundred and eleven days to perfect. It is entirely possible as I suffer from that ailment as well.
Major General Shagnasty Posted March 18, 2020 Posted March 18, 2020 I tried to switch from the infection but my brain could not get the signal due to the loud singer.
H. K. Uriah, SASS #74619 Posted March 18, 2020 Author Posted March 18, 2020 I hear a side effect is that it can cause tractors to break down too. This has international implications at harvest time.
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