J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 5.00 a roll plus 3.99 shipping. Buy 2 and get free ship[ping on the third roll purchased at 1/2 price. 2 ply available at 8.50 a roll. Unused toilet paper will start at 10.00 a roll. Hazmat fees are the responsibility of the purchaser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dude Slade Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 Cornholio approves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Nichols, SASS #6461 Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 OMG what a deal I’ll take 100 rolls if I can get a Break on the shipping! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE Posted March 12, 2020 Author Share Posted March 12, 2020 Unfortunately, we are not allowed to ship to the Republic of Tejas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 Would be cheaper to install a bidet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 3 hours ago, Whiskey Business said: Would be cheaper to install a bidet. Have one. Have to dry your legs off afterwards, but I haven't used toilet paper in a couple of years. This just does a so much more better job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Brules Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 This topic has provided more info than I was looking for. CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 I'll just subscribe to the local newspaper!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 1 hour ago, Rye Miles #13621 said: I'll just subscribe to the local newspaper!! Ours comes already full of sh!+ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Two golfers are halfway down the back nine when one of them has to take a dump. He goes up into the woods, does what needs doing, then calls down to his friend. "I just realized - I ain't got no toilet paper." His friend yells back, USE A DOLLAR. There's a little period of silence, then the first golfer yells, "Got change for a twenty?" No matter what you may think, the following is not the same joke. Two golfers are halfway down the back nine when one of them has to take a dump. He goes up into the woods, does what needs doing, then calls down to his friend. I JUST REALIZED - I AIN'T GOT NO TOILET PAPER. His friend yells back, "Use a dollar". When the first golfer comes back down to fairway, his right hand is covered with poop. The second golfer disgustedly says, "Didn't you hear me to say use a dollar?" The first golfer replies, I DID! THREE QUARTERS, TWO DIMES AND A NICKEL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawdog Dago Dom Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 On 3/12/2020 at 1:23 PM, J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE said: 5.00 a roll plus 3.99 shipping. Buy 2 and get free ship[ping on the third roll purchased at 1/2 price. 2 ply available at 8.50 a roll. Unused toilet paper will start at 10.00 a roll. Hazmat fees are the responsibility of the purchaser. Is that factory new in the box, or once fired? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 11 minutes ago, Lawdog Dago Dom said: Is that factory new in the box, or once fired? Read his post, factory new starts at $10 a roll. But I would like to know how he gets the once fired back on a roll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. James H. Callahan Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Heh heh.....heh heh. He said bung hole. JHC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Brules Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 arE yzOu THeRaEnten Mee?? vcornholio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 How to use only one sheet of toilet paper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 I still have my Brownells catalog. Using the page which list files and Dremel sanding drums was a little rough, but otherwise, all is well that ends well. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 6 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: I still have my Brownells catalog. Using the page which list files and Dremel sanding drums was a little rough, but otherwise, all is well that ends well. ..........Widder I wonder if TN Williams has a stash of DQ napkins hidden out somewhere? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 26 minutes ago, Tyrel Cody said: I wonder if TN Williams has a stash of DQ napkins hidden out somewhere? You kin bet on it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 On 3/13/2020 at 8:12 PM, Rye Miles #13621 said: I'll just subscribe to the local newspaper!! Ours only comes out once a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildphilhickup Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 My neighbor has one of those guys in a little truck, "Dog Pooper Scooper", come by his house once a week to remove the "poop" from his lawns. I just realized, my neighbor does not have a dog. ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 Quote Non SASS TP for your bung hole You mean there’s also SASS TP? Who knew? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 Special Sale Out of TP? Store shelves empty? Can't find any wherever you look? Look no further! We have the answer! We are turning back the clock and using the same ingenuity as our ancestors. You can have the experience of a lifetime as you contemplate the courage and determination of our predecessors. Environmentally Friendly - Easily Recycled Special Pricing for this week only: $1.00 per cob plus shipping and handling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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