Hanso Lowe Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 Want to trade for a pair of guns. One half full bottle of hard to find (rare?) hand sanitizer! Don’t drive all over town looking for some because it’s not out there. Nothing else can protect your family as well as hand sanitizer. Except ...maybe the guns that I want to trade for. But wait... there’s more. Act now and receive 20 squares of triple ply charmin bath tissue with every order. (For when the shtf) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Rich Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 What bbl length ya lookin fer? kR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 Would you throw in the toothbrush? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 Sorri, but your offer falls short of the current health situation. Your Hand Sanitizer is only effective against 99.99% of germs and such. The ChronoVirus is that .01% that is immune to hand sanitizer..... P.S. - don't cha just hate a wise A$$ Gunfighter? ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Hangtree Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 Can I double my order by paying a "separate fee"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croc Holiday Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 Hanso wins the Internet today lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 Think'in maybe this should be posted in the CLASSIFIEDS to get a better response to the offer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goody, SASS #26190 Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 What I got to offer is these Ruger clones. The function and fit is so close to Montado's that you have to read the barrel nomenclature to see that they are not the genuine article. Those are real faux ivory grips! I have some holsters that came with them that won't fit me, you can just see them on the sides of the picture (sorry, my photography skills are not the best). If your waist is from 20 to 28 inches they would probably work for you. I'll throw them in if you'll throw in them pretty shot glasses. edited to add that I forgot they were once owned by some fellow named Gene Autry, but that should sand right off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanso Lowe Posted March 11, 2020 Author Share Posted March 11, 2020 2 hours ago, Kid Rich said: What bbl length ya lookin fer? kR I’d like 3 -1/2 but my wife said she would like it to be bigger. I’m not sure what she meant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanso Lowe Posted March 11, 2020 Author Share Posted March 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Goody, SASS #26190 said: What I got to offer is these Ruger clones. The function and fit is so close to Montado's that you have to read the barrel nomenclature to see that they are not the genuine article. Those are real faux ivory grips! I have some holsters that came with them that won't fit me, you can just see them on the sides of the picture (sorry, my photography skills are not the best). If your waist is from 20 to 28 inches they would probably work for you. I'll throw them in if you'll throw in them pretty shot glasses. edited to add that I forgot they were once owned by some fellow named Gene Autry, but that should sand right off. Meh. Someone already offered John Wayne’s rig and I turned it down. Now if you had Han Solo’s blaster we can talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanso Lowe Posted March 11, 2020 Author Share Posted March 11, 2020 3 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: Would you throw in the toothbrush? Sorry. That’s my favorite toothbrush. Had it since I was a kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goody, SASS #26190 Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 18 minutes ago, Hanso Lowe said: Meh. Someone already offered John Wayne’s rig and I turned it down. Now if you had Han Solo’s blaster we can talk. I'm keeping the Blaster. It's the engraved one he was presented after the 54th movie. Now I do have pictures of C-3PO's mother, complete with documentation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Harley, #14153 Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 My day has been made! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Sheridan Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 8 hours ago, Hanso Lowe said: But wait... there’s more. Act now and receive 20 squares of triple ply charmin bath tissue with every order. (For when the shtf) Is the Charmin bath tissue new or used? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 Sorry, I don't have any Montado's, but I've got a line on a fully semi-automatic AR-14 if that interests you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanso Lowe Posted March 11, 2020 Author Share Posted March 11, 2020 7 minutes ago, Sixgun Sheridan said: Is the Charmin bath tissue new or used? New. But if it was used would that be a dealbreaker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanso Lowe Posted March 11, 2020 Author Share Posted March 11, 2020 5 minutes ago, Tyrel Cody said: Sorry, I don't have any Montado's, but I've got a line on a fully semi-automatic AR-14 if that interests you? With a 30 clip magazine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanso Lowe Posted March 11, 2020 Author Share Posted March 11, 2020 28 minutes ago, Goody, SASS #26190 said: I'm keeping the Blaster. It's the engraved one he was presented after the 54th movie. Now I do have pictures of C-3PO's mother, complete with documentation. Is it the one of her with R2? That’s some nasty stuff right there. I’ll consider it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 2 minutes ago, Hanso Lowe said: With a 30 clip magazine? Yes, forgot to list the High Capacity 30 Clip Magazine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 I don't have the Montado's, but I do have a black 1897 Full Auto shotgun. That's right, full auto....just pull the trigger once and watch the pellets fly. I've even painted to wood black to make even more evil that just plain evil. Due to the Pure Evilness of this shotgun, I must ask that a 1/2 jar of Clorox Wipes be included in this trade. Disclaimer: Some manual assistance is needed to make shotgun operate as described. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Sheridan Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 3 hours ago, Hanso Lowe said: New. But if it was used would that be a dealbreaker? Depends on who used it. If it was straight from Elvis' hands at the moment he keeled over while sitting on the crapper it could be worth more. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 3 hours ago, Sixgun Sheridan said: Depends on who used it. If it was straight from Elvis' hands at the moment he keeled over while sitting on the crapper it could be worth more. . Elvis is dead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trainwreck, SASS #104592 Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 Who would trade a half bottle of hand sanitizer for a pair of Rugers? I wouldn't let that go for anything less than a case of toilet paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 3 hours ago, Tyrel Cody said: Elvis is dead? Well he did leave the building. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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