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While this lacks the drama of the Father Kit Cool Gun Garth, barbed wire/wife/freezer scenario. It demonstrates some problem solving skill.

It also demonstrates an advanced case of cabin fever.

Lookin for those 60's on Sunday!

 

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1 hour ago, Tyrel Cody said:

Gotta be careful though, if you slap it with a velocity of 3,998mph or higher it'll burn and be inedible.

What's left of it will be in the next state.

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31 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

Not much left after “cleaning” all the BS.

Oh yeah...definitely need protective clothing and a face guard t protect against splatter.

 

Image result for tyvek suit face shield

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So - beating your chicken will cook it ???

What would we call such a dish ??

Baked?

Roasted?

Broiled?

 

23,000 slaps is a lot of beating - using deductive reasoning it is reasonable to say that vegans do not beat their meat.

 

 

 

 

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17 minutes ago, Capt. James H. Callahan said:

Alpo should love this one.

JHC :lol:

It was an interesting thought, but when I skimmed through it and saw him make a math error of 0.9%, I decided he was too unscientific to take seriously.

 

One kilogram is NOT equal to two pounds.

 

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2 minutes ago, Alpo said:

It was an interesting thought, but when I skimmed through it and saw him make a math error of 0.9%, I decided he was too unscientific to take seriously.

 

One kilogram is NOT equal to two pounds.

 

You forgot to add a Harrumph! :lol:

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26 minutes ago, Chuck Steak said:

So - beating your chicken will cook it ???

What would we call such a dish ??

Baked?

Roasted?

Broiled?

 

23,000 slaps is a lot of beating - using deductive reasoning it is reasonable to say that vegans do not beat their meat.

 

 

 

 

Battered???

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10 hours ago, Alpo said:

It was an interesting thought, but when I skimmed through it and saw him make a math error of 0.9%, I decided he was too unscientific to take seriously.

 

One kilogram is NOT equal to two pounds.

 

You mean 9%?  And rotisserie chickens are not two pounds anyway.

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10 hours ago, Chuck Steak said:

So - beating your chicken will cook it ???

What would we call such a dish ??

Baked?

Roasted?

Broiled?

 

23,000 slaps is a lot of beating - using deductive reasoning it is reasonable to say that vegans do not beat their meat.

 

 

 

 

In junior high, this would've sent us rolling on the floor laughing... :rolleyes: :lol:

 

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4 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

You mean 9%?  And rotisserie chickens are not two pounds anyway.

Yep, I guess I do. But then, I don't claim to be a scientist. :D

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On 2/28/2020 at 8:38 AM, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

He doesn’t know much about cooking chicken. My observation is that rotisserie chickens are 3 lbs, 205°F is severely overcooked, and if it starts out frozen, it is below freezing.

 

 

 

If you cook a chicken till its temperature is 400 degrees, it'll be so tough that you'll need a carbide tipped saw just to carve it.

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On 2/28/2020 at 10:36 AM, J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE said:

is cleaning a politician the same as cleaning a chitlin?

 

It should be like washing a turd.  A bit of hot water and some scrubbing and it will disappear.  Disinfect everything and go on about your normal routine.

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