Lawdog Dago Dom Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 While this lacks the drama of the Father Kit Cool Gun Garth, barbed wire/wife/freezer scenario. It demonstrates some problem solving skill. It also demonstrates an advanced case of cabin fever. Lookin for those 60's on Sunday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 Gotta be careful though, if you slap it with a velocity of 3,998mph or higher it'll burn and be inedible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 He doesn’t know much about cooking chicken. My observation is that rotisserie chickens are 3 lbs, 205°F is severely overcooked, and if it starts out frozen, it is below freezing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 2 minutes ago, Tyrel Cody said: Gotta be careful though, if you slap it with a velocity of 3,998mph or higher it'll burn and be inedible. He’ll turn it into chicken powder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 I would like to use this method to cook a few politicians....in the name of science, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 38 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: I would like to use this method to cook a few politicians....in the name of science, of course. Not much left after “cleaning” all the BS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Tyrel Cody said: Gotta be careful though, if you slap it with a velocity of 3,998mph or higher it'll burn and be inedible. What's left of it will be in the next state. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 31 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: Not much left after “cleaning” all the BS. Oh yeah...definitely need protective clothing and a face guard t protect against splatter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 Forgot to take the heat loss between slaps into account which would probably be as much heat as the slap added. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. James H. Callahan Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 Alpo should love this one. JHC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Steak Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 So - beating your chicken will cook it ??? What would we call such a dish ?? Baked? Roasted? Broiled? 23,000 slaps is a lot of beating - using deductive reasoning it is reasonable to say that vegans do not beat their meat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 1 minute ago, Chuck Steak said: So - beating your chicken will cook it ??? What would we call such a dish ?? Beaten or slapped, depends on whether the fist is open or closed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 17 minutes ago, Capt. James H. Callahan said: Alpo should love this one. JHC It was an interesting thought, but when I skimmed through it and saw him make a math error of 0.9%, I decided he was too unscientific to take seriously. One kilogram is NOT equal to two pounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 2 minutes ago, Alpo said: It was an interesting thought, but when I skimmed through it and saw him make a math error of 0.9%, I decided he was too unscientific to take seriously. One kilogram is NOT equal to two pounds. You forgot to add a Harrumph! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 I can guarantee one thing, slapping a frozen chicken as hard as you can WILL make your hand feel warmer than the chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawdog Dago Dom Posted February 28, 2020 Author Share Posted February 28, 2020 26 minutes ago, Chuck Steak said: So - beating your chicken will cook it ??? What would we call such a dish ?? Baked? Roasted? Broiled? 23,000 slaps is a lot of beating - using deductive reasoning it is reasonable to say that vegans do not beat their meat. Battered??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 1 minute ago, Lawdog Dago Dom said: Battered??? Is it domestic violence? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawdog Dago Dom Posted February 28, 2020 Author Share Posted February 28, 2020 3 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: Is it domestic violence? If the chicken was a family or household member. Or had a dating relationship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 is cleaning a politician the same as cleaning a chitlin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawdog Dago Dom Posted February 28, 2020 Author Share Posted February 28, 2020 3 minutes ago, J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE said: is cleaning a politician the same as cleaning a chitlin? Close. You only pay for the chitlin once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 Does give a whole new meaning to "I'm going to the kitchen to slap up some supper". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 OUR STATE "RULES THE ROOST" ON THIS ONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 2 hours ago, Utah Bob #35998 said: You forgot to add a Harrumph! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 6 hours ago, J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE said: is cleaning a politician the same as cleaning a chitlin? Pretty close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 All this fowl language! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 10 hours ago, Alpo said: It was an interesting thought, but when I skimmed through it and saw him make a math error of 0.9%, I decided he was too unscientific to take seriously. One kilogram is NOT equal to two pounds. You mean 9%? And rotisserie chickens are not two pounds anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 10 hours ago, Chuck Steak said: So - beating your chicken will cook it ??? What would we call such a dish ?? Baked? Roasted? Broiled? 23,000 slaps is a lot of beating - using deductive reasoning it is reasonable to say that vegans do not beat their meat. In junior high, this would've sent us rolling on the floor laughing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 4 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: You mean 9%? And rotisserie chickens are not two pounds anyway. Yep, I guess I do. But then, I don't claim to be a scientist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 On 2/28/2020 at 8:38 AM, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: He doesn’t know much about cooking chicken. My observation is that rotisserie chickens are 3 lbs, 205°F is severely overcooked, and if it starts out frozen, it is below freezing. If you cook a chicken till its temperature is 400 degrees, it'll be so tough that you'll need a carbide tipped saw just to carve it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 On 2/28/2020 at 10:36 AM, J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE said: is cleaning a politician the same as cleaning a chitlin? It should be like washing a turd. A bit of hot water and some scrubbing and it will disappear. Disinfect everything and go on about your normal routine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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