Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted February 3, 2020 Share Posted February 3, 2020 Ya leave the room during the game... and when ya come back, the chips are unmolested and the guacamole bowl ain't licked clean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Kris Posted February 3, 2020 Share Posted February 3, 2020 Ain't that the truth!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted February 3, 2020 Share Posted February 3, 2020 Surprised the cat didn't push bowl and all onto the floor. After all ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-BAR #18287 Posted February 3, 2020 Share Posted February 3, 2020 Book is resting up for the second half. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted February 3, 2020 Share Posted February 3, 2020 I'd still rather have a dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted February 3, 2020 Share Posted February 3, 2020 1 hour ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said: Ya leave the room during the game... and when ya come back, the chips are unmolested and the guacamole bowl ain't licked clean. But was it batted to the floor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-BAR #18287 Posted February 3, 2020 Share Posted February 3, 2020 Book can’t stand the excitement! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted February 3, 2020 Share Posted February 3, 2020 2 hours ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said: Ya leave the room during the game... and when ya come back, the chips are unmolested and the guacamole bowl ain't licked clean. Are you certain about the Chips, Hardpan? How certain? And what about cat hair in the Guac ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highwall Posted February 3, 2020 Share Posted February 3, 2020 I see no advantage to owing a pet with indifference to it's owner. A dog will lick your face with love no matter how ugly you are! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dude Slade Posted February 3, 2020 Share Posted February 3, 2020 10 hours ago, Highwall said: I see no advantage to owing a pet with indifference to it's owner. A dog will lick your face with love no matter how ugly you are! A dog will lick just about anyone's face with love. If a cat licks your face with love, you know it's because the cat actually loves you, not because it just doesn't know any better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted February 3, 2020 Share Posted February 3, 2020 13 hours ago, Highwall said: I see no advantage to owing a pet with indifference to it's owner. A dog will lick your face with love no matter how ugly you are! After it ate its own turds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted February 3, 2020 Share Posted February 3, 2020 2 hours ago, Dude Slade said: A dog will lick just about anyone's face with love. If a cat licks your face with love, you know it's because the cat actually loves you, not because it just doesn't know any better. 2 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: After it ate its own turds. If a cat licks your face it has either decided that you are a potential meal or that you look and smell like its behind!! And cats consume their own feces too!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted February 3, 2020 Share Posted February 3, 2020 1 hour ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: After it ate its own turds. 1 hour ago, Blackwater 53393 said: If a cat licks your face it has either decided that you are a potential meal or that you look and smell like its behind!! And cats consume their own feces too!! I've never experienced this. However, my dog would eat cat turds. Fortunately, his previous owners taught him not to lick peoples faces. He was pretty much an angel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted February 3, 2020 Share Posted February 3, 2020 Oh yes, the mama cat we sat for would eat the kittens turds until they got big enough to use a litter box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Sheridan Posted February 3, 2020 Share Posted February 3, 2020 18 hours ago, Highwall said: I see no advantage to owing a pet with indifference to it's owner. A dog will lick your face with love no matter how ugly you are! That's 'cuz he's trying to lick off whatever it is that's making you look ugly. Some cats seem indifferent to their owners, but when I still lived at home my mom had several Siamese cats and they were extremely sociable. One of them bonded with me big-time, and she would wait at the window for me to come home from work or school and make a huge commotion as soon as she saw my car pull up outside. When she passed away at just 7 years old it was the worst kick in the gut I ever felt up to that time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highwall Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 If a cat ever licks my face it will be a day that lives in infamy! I have no ill will towards the feline species but they seem to sense I'm a dog lover and hold that against me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mud Marine,SASS#54686 Life Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 I love boxers. They are big smoochers. I live in wolf and coyote country and travel to shooting matches, regattas, Scouts, etc. Dogs would be left alone too much and would probably be killed. My cats are very affectionate yet quite capable of being on their own, Different times, different pets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joke 'um Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 I was gonna contribute but, darn it, I can't think of a single reason anybody would want a cat. So, I'll just mind my own business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dude Slade Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 If you ever have one wrap itself up with your heart strings, you'll understand. This guy brings me endless joy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramblin Gambler Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 On 2/2/2020 at 6:58 PM, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said: Ya leave the room during the game... and when ya come back, the chips are unmolested and the guacamole bowl ain't licked clean. True. And sure the cat will drink out of your cup/bowl, but they don't drink much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 6 minutes ago, Ramblin Gambler said: True. And sure the cat will drink out of your cup/bowl, but they don't drink much. Or glass of ice water and try to pick out the ice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 Or this. Hubby got up to stoke the fire, turned around, and these two had taken his seat. Also, notice the "hammock" under the sofa. We stapled it up once and they tore it down again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramblin Gambler Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 We have a dog who once tricked me out of my seat on the couch. She was there when I wanted to sit down so I made her get off. A few minutes later she stared out the window and growled. As soon as I got up to check it out, she jumped back into my seat. That's a trick that only works once or twice. Three times, max. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MizPete Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 Mud Marine mentioned boxers. I've never had one of my own, but friends had one that I constantly kept in trouble. When Sam was let inside he was supposed to sit on his rug beside the front door. We' d go over, & my chair was beside the fireplace. Sam would creep to the left side of my chair (out of view of the room) until he could rest with his head in my lap. I just can't feel bad about it. This is the same dog who had never seen a small child before, but when let loose in the front yard would keep my daughter from pavement. She could go in the yard, but not in the driveway, and not in the street. She was (and is) a little bitty thing; she would walk up to him. His head was higher than hers. He'd lick her in the face & she'd sit down. I never worried about her when Sam was around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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