Raylan Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 So being over 6 decades old, my supervisor asked me during our annual review what my life goals were. So I said, well I wanna be a cowboy. I think my answer was unexpected and caught her off guard. I gathered that from her rather open mouthed gape and stunned silence. Of course I don't want to be a real cowboy - working my butt off in the rain, cold, snow, heat, mud, dust....and taking care of cattle and horses before seeing to any of my own needs. I want to be a movie/tv cowboy looking cool while packing six guns, toting a lever action rifle, and rocking a shotgun. So my question is since I wouldn't be a real cowboy, would that make me a trans-cowboy? ( And I would warn anyone to not under any circumstances put that term into a search engine.) And if so does that mean I am eligible for affirmative action programs? I'm already considering seeking reparations for left handedness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 I couldn't help myself, again. First thought..... ...and yes he has boots, hat, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 7 minutes ago, Raylan said: So being over 6 decades old, my supervisor asked me during our annual review what my life goals were. So I said, well I wanna be a cowboy. I think my answer was unexpected and caught her off guard. I gathered that from her rather open mouthed gape and stunned silence. Of course I don't want to be a real cowboy - working my butt off in the rain, cold, snow, heat, mud, dust....and taking care of cattle and horses before seeing to any of my own needs. I want to be a movie/tv cowboy looking cool while packing six guns, toting a lever action rifle, and rocking a shotgun. So my question is since I wouldn't be a real cowboy, would that make me a trans-cowboy? ( And I would warn anyone to not under any circumstances put that term into a search engine.) And if so does that mean I am eligible for affirmative action programs? I'm already considering seeking reparations for left handedness. My goal at 78 is to be 88, then 98. After that I get ambivalent about it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mud Marine,SASS#54686 Life Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 I want to shoot SASS in the 100 year old category, hunt forever, become a NRA bullseye High Master at 100, see my grandchildren graduate, get married have children, see SCOTUS make the 2nd and the 10th ABSOLUTE and all kinds of other stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 I want to live to 100 in good health and then be reincarnated as a owner of a cowboy town with shoots every week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoken D Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 I want to see the Chiefs win the Super Bowl. Drafted right after they won the last one 50 years ago. Would be cool if I would get drafted after they win this one. Next wish is maybe be alive next Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original Lumpy Gritz Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 To out live my enemies. OLG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 1 hour ago, The Original Lumpy Gritz said: To out live my enemies. OLG But you have SOOOO many. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original Lumpy Gritz Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 43 minutes ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: But you have SOOOO many. Not as many as there was. OLG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 I’ve accomplished two of the three major goals in my life! 1: To live long enough to amaze my friends. CHECK! 2: To live long enough to really piss off my enemies. CHECK!! 3: To live long enough to spend my kid’s inheritance. WORKING ON IT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 Make a couple more new friends Imis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 When I interviewed for the job I have now the Exec. Director asked what my goals were if I get this job. I said “I want to get one more Light Rail “Start Up” under my belt and then retire. This Start Up will make this my 5th one.” (I knew I had the job in the bag) The HR rep asked “Why would you want to retire right after a Start Up? Don’t you think you would want to stick around and enjoy the fruits of your labor?” ( Yeah...I know ) I said “Miss (whatever her name was), If I am around much here after January of 2023 It’ll only be because ‘Satan in ice skatin” My future Exec. Director laughed and said “When you come on board we will try and not keep you past when you want to retire. We don’t want Hell freezing over any time soon.” I knew I had the job in the bag... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 14 hours ago, The Original Lumpy Gritz said: Not as many as there was. OLG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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