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I'm not seeing the issue.....

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6 minutes ago, MizPete said:

I'm not seeing the issue.....

 

 

No issue, just a point of interest.

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Scared me. Thought you was haven'  a baby      GW

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I’m disappointed, Joe, I thought this was gonna be a pregnancy joke.

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From the title; ...... I thought it was about the individual clauses within a contract    

 

:huh:

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6 hours ago, Yul Lose said:

I’m disappointed, Joe, I thought this was gonna be a pregnancy joke.

Some people would say there’s nothing funny about pregnancy.

 

not me however.

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I thought this was gonna about that males now have contractions!!:P

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Sounds like some of my coworkers.......

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I live in Mufbuh (Murfreesboro), we pass Shebvul (Shelbyville) an the way to Wartrace ( we dont contract it , we like the sound of Wartrace).

 

Imis    well, bye

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3 hours ago, Rye Miles #13621 said:

I thought this was gonna about that males now have contractions!!:P

 

You mean like this?
Transgender man gives birth to non-binary partner's baby with female sperm donor
EXCLUSIVE: Proud dad Reuben Sharpe has revealed how he gave birth to miracle baby Jamie with partner Jay in Britain’s most modern family - and even the couple's doctor was transgender


 

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29 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

You mean like this?
Transgender man gives birth to non-binary partner's baby with female sperm donor
EXCLUSIVE: Proud dad Reuben Sharpe has revealed how he gave birth to miracle baby Jamie with partner Jay in Britain’s most modern family - and even the couple's doctor was transgender


 


The kid is gonna need therapy.

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6 minutes ago, J-BAR #18287 said:


The kid is gonna need therapy.

 

That whole gang, from the "parents," to the donor, to the doctor all need therapy.

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15 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

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I speak English, Hillbilly and Southern. 
I am pretty sure that contraction above was created by a drunken hillbilly that can’t speak Hillbilly very well to begin with. In other words, he ain’t all there so no one listens to him. 

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9 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

I speak English, Hillbilly and Southern. 


"Hillbilly and Southern."  Clearly different than just plain "Hillbilly," "Southern," and obviously not"Hillbilly and Mid-Atlantic" or "Hillbilly and Appalachian."  :D 

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4 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

That whole gang, from the "parents," to the donor, to the doctor all need therapy.

 

 

 

  ..... the parents of all of the above  are probably gonna need some help too ....  :blink:

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2 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:


"Hillbilly and Southern."  Clearly different than just plain "Hillbilly," "Southern," and obviously not"Hillbilly and Mid-Atlantic" or "Hillbilly and Appalachian."  :D 

I understand and speak them all. :D

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