A Sleeping Man and a Goat Sleeping In Front Of An Adult Book Store

[Cypress Sun]

What could possibly go wrong?

 

https://www.baynews9.com/fl/tampa/ap-top-news/2020/01/02/police-man-and-goat-taken-on-terrifying-three-state-drive

[Crazy Gun Barney, SASS #2428]

Saw the topic and assumed this was the start of a raunchy joke!!

[Whiskey Business]

Poor goat.

[Sixgun Sheridan]

The goat probably enjoyed the whole thing. Certainly a lot more interesting than sitting in a field chewing on grass all day.

[Tequila Shooter]

Made me wonder why a man was at an adult book store with a goat in the car.  

[Duffield, SASS #23454]

21 minutes ago, Tequila Chase said:

Made me wonder why a man was at an adult book store with a goat in the car.  

Yaas, My little chickadee.

 

Duffield

[Yul Lose]

1 hour ago, Crazy Gun Barney, SASS #2428 said:

Saw the topic and assumed this was the start of a raunchy joke!!

I’m kinda disappointed.

[Cypress Sun]

58 minutes ago, Yul Lose said:

I’m kinda disappointed.

 

I can't post my goat jokes here as it is a family friendly saloon (pun intended) and I would get banned. If you would like to hear my favorite goat joke, let me know and I'll pm you.

[Cypress Sun]

By the way, did anyone else notice that the carjacker looked like Woody Harrelson?

[twelve mile REB]

But what about the guy left in the "bookstore" does he/she know yet?  Can you imagine tell anyone "someone stole my goat and pickup while I was in the dirty bookstore" Oh boy that deserves a dirty goat story.  I do feel that the goat is an innocent victim here  

[Alpo]

53 minutes ago, Cypress Sun said:

 

I can't post my goat jokes here as it is a family friendly saloon (pun intended) and I would get banned. If you would like to hear my favorite goat joke, let me know and I'll pm you.

First, I don't see a pun.

 

Second, and much more important, ALWAYS CAPITALIZE SALOON!

[Yul Lose]

9 minutes ago, Alpo said:

First, I don't see a pun.

 

Second, and much more important, ALWAYS CAPITALIZE SALOON!

Kinda slow on the jokes too, aren’t you alpo?

[Yul Lose]

1 hour ago, Cypress Sun said:

 

I can't post my goat jokes here as it is a family friendly saloon (pun intended) and I would get banned. If you would like to hear my favorite goat joke, let me know and I'll pm you.

PM sent.

[Subdeacon Joe]

When I saw "bay news" in the link I assumed "San Francisco."  Pleasant surprise, that.

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

I'm sure glad that 2020 is off to a good start.

[Smuteye John SASS#24774]

Is it bad of me that, when I read the article's title over on Fox news this morning, My first thought was, "Please don't let this have happened in Alabama?"

 

This one ranks right up there with the little girl at the mud bogging who stuck her head in a truck's exhaust pipe and got it stuck- in Minnesota.

[Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646]

That whole thing got my goat

 

Imis( no more goatnapping, 2020)

[Tequila Shooter]

Personal note on this, my brother lives about 2 miles from the adult book store in this story.  I spoke to him and he said it was on the news there.  I guess it's good that he only raises cattle.

[Capt. James H. Callahan]

May be a good thing Paul Harvey has ridden over the ridge. Not sure I want to know the rest of the story.

JHC