Pat Riot Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 Looking at Hogue’s website today I came across this and thought “Wow! Okay...is there some new prank date or joke date on the calendar that I don’t know about?” https://www.hogueinc.com/ultratouch-toilet-seats Apparently, this is not a joke. It looks like a great idea as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 WOW!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 Just in time for New Years Eve, at least the folks that can't handle their booze will have a good grip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 An electrically heated, over-molded toilet seat. Now that's what I call luxury! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loophole LaRue, SASS #51438 Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 Another company headed down the hopper.... This HAS to be someone fiddling with the web site.......(Apparently not; but my brain says that it should be; I can't picture the Boardroom conversation "So, guys, we're enlarging the product line by adding padded heated toilet seats" not being accompanied by raucous laughter and bad jokes...) LL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 It is legit. You can even buy them on Amazon. Apparently I bought the unheated version back in 2009 by accident at Home Depot. It is different than any other toilet seat I have ever seen. The wife loved it so a few months later I tried to buy another for our second bath room but the store didn't have any more. Being as the packaging went into the trash bin I had no idea who made it and the actual seat has no maker markings that I can find. Been searching for another one ever since without success. Now maybe I have found it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original Lumpy Gritz Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 WOW-Talk about 'getting a grip'. OLG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAYOBARD SASS #13025L Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 I want the model with combat grips on both sides for passing those tough square turds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuteTheMall Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 I don't need a heated toilet seat, but a HandALL Grip Sleeve toilet seat cover in Flat Dark Earth might be useful for recoil reduction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 My wife would love it. Unfortunately the outlets are on the other side of the room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Sheridan Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 Hopefully Hogue has sent a sample to the office of every anti-gun politician letting them know they have a product just for them as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACKFOOT SASS #11947 Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 Better sit and think about that for a while! Blackfoot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 Hopefully Hogue has sent a sample to the office of every anti-gun politician letting them know they have a product just for them as well. They would think it is a headrest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joke 'um Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 Excess! If you want a warm seat, let the other person go first. Call it "warm karma." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Go West Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 Where's the finger grooves they love so much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 I want the model with combat grips on both sides for passing those tough square turds. Got wombats in your family? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassnetguy50 Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 An electrically heated, over-molded toilet seat. Now that's what I call luxury! Yes, much better than packing an extra set of tube socks for the cabin outhouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 Mebbe they'll expand and offer a bidet model.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Gauntlet , SASS 60619 Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 Just in time for New Years Eve, at least the folks that can't handle their booze will have a good grip. At least it will be more comfortable talking to Ralph on that big white telephone... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Bullweed Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 Did the former owner of USFA buy Hogue? the only explanation that I can think of.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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