School me on 97's

[Yul Lose]

 

 

"I was learning to play this great cowboy game, but banging my head against a wall;

I was finishing last, behind little kids, old ladies in wheelchairs, and all.

When an old cowboy took me outside for a talk

In the line outside the Andy Gump;

Saying, 'Son, if you'd win this game that you're in; you'll need a Winchester pump...' "

 

 

"When I got it home, it wouldn't eject, though I tried with all of my might...

The forend was split, it wouldn't take down, and it shot a foot to the right..."

 

Oh, yes; culled from the dregs of bitter experience, Yul...

 

Cheers,

FJT

The Wreck Of The Old 97.