DocWard Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 So, the mother of a child that I am currently serving as the Guardian ad Litem for was charged with threatening an elderly gentleman with a running chainsaw. Yes, I get all kinds. I was joking with my wife that I needed to check my Karate notebook to see if I had any techniques for dealing with a person wielding a chainsaw. My wife's response, was immediate, succinct, and right on the money. "I'm sure your Walther PPK has a technique for it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Sheridan Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 Yeah, but if she is a ninja expert and deflects all the bullets with the blade of her chainsaw THEN what are you going to do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 Mmm ... Sixgun Sheridan does have a point ... I was going to submit that the technique of Klik Pao was generally effective against a chainsaw opponent ... but I had not considered the possibility he raised! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 Yep, sounds like a good observation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perro Del Diablo Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 So, the mother of a child that I am currently serving as the Guardian ad Litem for was charged with threatening an elderly gentleman with a running chainsaw. Yes, I get all kinds. I was joking with my wife that I needed to check my Karate notebook to see if I had any techniques for dealing with a person wielding a chainsaw. My wife's response, was immediate, succinct, and right on the money. "I'm sure your Walther PPK has a technique for it." It worked for Indiana Jones. Although he didn't use a Walther Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted November 26, 2019 Author Share Posted November 26, 2019 Yeah, but if she is a ninja expert and deflects all the bullets with the blade of her chainsaw THEN what are you going to do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 Gonna go all Rocky on her? This is you doing your road work, before you start pounding on her like she's a side of beef? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted November 26, 2019 Author Share Posted November 26, 2019 Gonna go all Rocky on her? This is you doing your road work, before you start pounding on her like she's a side of beef? A chainsaw wielding ninja that can deflect bullets? We'll call that a plan... Plan Z Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Harley, #14153 Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 Point for Mrs Doc! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Painted Mohawk SASS 77785 Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 Smart lady your wife Doc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Brules Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 Yeah, but if she is a ninja expert and deflects all the bullets with the blade of her chainsaw THEN what are you going to do? You aim for her head. She will cut her own face off with the chain saw. Would work for me. Cat Brules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 If karate doesn't, then the ancient Chinese art of Bang Pow does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 That doesn't look like John Wick to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted November 27, 2019 Author Share Posted November 27, 2019 That doesn't look like John Wick to me. No, but try messing with my dog... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 No, but try messing with my dog... I thought that whole thing was because they stole his Mach 1 and made him have to drive a Chevy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loophole LaRue, SASS #51438 Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 Hey Doc: I don't see anyone else with a number in that photo.....are you way out in front, or way far behind? LL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 Its ALL in the conversation Doc. Just look at her and seriously ask..... "Whats that on your nose?" When she reaches up to scratch or rub it, she either cuts her head in half or she lowers the chain saw with one hand and 'kisses' her knee cap with 1000 chomps. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted November 27, 2019 Author Share Posted November 27, 2019 I thought that whole thing was because they stole his Mach 1 and made him have to drive a Chevy. Both! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted November 27, 2019 Author Share Posted November 27, 2019 Hey Doc: I don't see anyone else with a number in that photo.....are you way out in front, or way far behind? LL Probably WAY far behind, but still beating all of those who didn't get out of their seats and try! You want to see slow times, though, look at my scores at a CAS match! Seriously, I was in the "back of the middle" at that race, and didn't do particularly well. But, hey, do I look like I'm built like a runner? My daughter jokes that I'm built like a linebacker, but I run because "the heck with genetics." I hadn't trained as much as I would like, and my daughter kept insisting on running over flat terrain when we did. We entered that one on a whim (nice technical fabric long sleeve tees and a finisher's medal). There were a couple of brutal hills on that course, which is a couple of miles from the highest point in Ohio. They got my attention and ruined any thoughts of a good finishing time. But, I did it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dantankerous Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 I am positive I can outrun somebody wielding a chainsaw and chasing me. I'm not an Olympic athlete but I guarantee my adrenaline would have something to do with that. If someone else needed to be protected or if the area I was being attacked in did not allow for escape plan B would involve copious amounts of a lead delivery system being employed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Sheridan Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 Honestly I would rather someone come at me with a chainsaw than a meat cleaver or machete. A chainsaw would definitely hurt, but it's a heavy, cumbersome device and you could probably out-run anybody trying to turn you into firewood. On the other hand I once noticed how easily my tiny ex-wife could make short work of a chicken carcass with our meat cleaver, and I decided right then and there I didn't want to ever piss her off while she was holding that thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted November 27, 2019 Author Share Posted November 27, 2019 Smart lady your wife Doc... Yep. Still can't explain her marrying me except "insanity" though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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