LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 My car broke down between the marina and the Hallmark store. Now, I'm stuck between a dock and a card place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 I went into New York for a party, and I left it too late, and it was the wrong neighborhood for a civilian to be in at that time of night, right? A dreadful error! Never been so scared in my life. I'm walking on tippy-toe, looking in every doorway I pass and trying to look insolvent, and the burning question in my mind is, 'Are the crosstown buses still running?' Because if they are, I can catch one a block away that'll take me to bright lights and safety-but I've forgotten how late the crosstown bus keeps running in this part of town. It's my only hope. I keep on walking, scared as hell. And when I get to the bus stop, there, leaning up against a mailbox, is the biggest, meanest-looking, ugliest, blackest man I have ever seen in my life. Head shaved, three days' worth of beard, big scar on his face, hands in his pockets. So the essential thing is not to let them know you're scared. I put a big grin on my face, and I walk right up to him and I stammer, 'Uh. . . crosstown bus run all night long?' And the fella yanked his hands out of his pockets, clapped them rhythmically, and grinning, sang, 'Doo-dah, doo-dah!' Stolen from Spider Robinson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 15 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: And she was doing so well, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Wheeler Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 OMG! She tripped over her OWN feet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 THAT makes MY knees hurt!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 That comes from trying to be stylish rather than practical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Rich Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 OMG! She tripped over her OWN feet! Better I suppose than trippin over your own hair. kR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 ........ Stolen from Spider Robinson. please give it back ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 Better I suppose than trippin over your own hair. kR I usually trip over my own tongue ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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