Yul Lose Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 Here’s Tesla’s pickup. 0-60 in 6 seconds, 250 mile range, 7,500 lbs towing capacity. They’re taking deposits, $100.00 gets you in line, any takers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 Does it come with a Buck Rogers decoder ring...? Wonder what the horn sounds like! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 Useless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 That is AMC Pacer ugly. I do wonder is it is radar defecting though, kind of looks like a F-117 but ugly as hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yul Lose Posted November 22, 2019 Author Share Posted November 22, 2019 6 minutes ago, Utah Bob #35998 said: Useless. Bingo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 But it comes with bullet-proof, armoured glass!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Sheridan Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 It's a pickup for wealthy urban people who wouldn't know how to use a real pickup for what it's intended in the first place. You really don't think anyone who buys one of these would be caught dead with a speck of dirt underneath their fingernails, would you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 4 minutes ago, Cypress Sun said: That is AMC Pacer ugly. I do wonder is it is radar defecting though, kind of looks like a F-117 but ugly as hell. Yeah. I wonder if he's trying to sell it to the military . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Sheridan Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 BTW notice how far the back end sinks with an ATV in the back? The suspension must be softer than a Cadillac. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, Sixgun Sheridan said: BTW notice how far the back end sinks with an ATV in the back? The suspension must be softer than a Cadillac. Hipsters and snowflakes need a soft ride. They're easily butt hurt, as we all know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 How far will it tow that 7500 lbs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Sheridan Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 I just realized, had Elon Musk waited a couple of years he could've shot one of these into outer space instead. But then again he might have frightened the aliens and made them think we just launched a weapon against them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 Elon Musk is trying too hard to become the Howard Hughes of his generation. Poor little rich kid that nobody pays attention to.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 7 minutes ago, Sixgun Sheridan said: I just realized, had Elon Musk waited a couple of years he could've shot one of these into outer space instead. But then again he might have frightened the aliens and made them think we just launched a weapon against them. Naw, that would be considered ugly space junk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 If a Delorean and a dumpster had a baby..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 Bugley! I made that up. It is short for Butt-Ugly. However, I think having a ramp is a idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 PS Where are the side mirrors? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 A kid with LEGOs would make a better design!! Oh! And Utah Bob!! No self respecting dumpster would gestate something that grotesque!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Utah Bob #35998 said: If a Delorean and a dumpster had a baby..... Just yesterday I watched a show that showed a warehouse in California that repaired Deloreans. They had a warehouse full of original spare parts (including body parts) that were shipped from Europe. They were trying to get EPA approval to make approximately 3,400 "new" Deloreans pending emission exemptions. My first thought was WHY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Sheridan Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 32 minutes ago, Cypress Sun said: Just yesterday I watched a show that showed a warehouse in California that repaired Deloreans. They had a warehouse full of original spare parts (including body parts) that were shipped from Europe. They were trying to get EPA approval to make approximately 3,400 "new" Deloreans pending emission exemptions. My first thought was WHY. Probably for the same reason why somebody thinks they need to build a new Titanic. There are enough nostalgic idiots out there with money to make the endeavor worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fence Cutter Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 I put my head in the oven if I had to haul salt blocks and barbed wire in something like that......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 If I had the money I would buy one. And the price is $39K for the base model and $69K for the super duper go like a bat out of hell go buggy. 0-60 in 2 seconds! Yeah, man! 500 mile range... I no longer off-road and I don’t tow anything and I think it would be cool as hell to have my own space buggy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 I'd like to see the entire video for some context. My 5 year old granddaughter can throw a baseball harder than that, plus Musk and the other guy seem to be in on a joke. The whole thing looks like a styling exercise to whip up interest. Can't imagine it's a functional vehicle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted November 23, 2019 Share Posted November 23, 2019 33 minutes ago, Abilene Slim SASS 81783 said: I'd like to see the entire video for some context. My 5 year old granddaughter can throw a baseball harder than that, plus Musk and the other guy seem to be in on a joke. The whole thing looks like a styling exercise to whip up interest. Can't imagine it's a functional vehicle. Starts at 9:24:50 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yul Lose Posted November 23, 2019 Author Share Posted November 23, 2019 34 minutes ago, Abilene Slim SASS 81783 said: I'd like to see the entire video for some context. My 5 year old granddaughter can throw a baseball harder than that, plus Musk and the other guy seem to be in on a joke. The whole thing looks like a styling exercise to whip up interest. Can't imagine it's a functional vehicle. It’s real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted November 23, 2019 Share Posted November 23, 2019 4 hours ago, Sixgun Sheridan said: BTW notice how far the back end sinks with an ATV in the back? The suspension must be softer than a Cadillac. Evidently it has adjustable suspension - it can "squat" to facilitate loading. That telescoping loading ramp tailgate is kind of interesting... wonder how long it'll take Detroit to offer 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabez Cowboy,SASS # 50129 Posted November 23, 2019 Share Posted November 23, 2019 I hope the end gate is heated for when you have to push it into the Ditch to clear the road .... The Tesla Semi's were a bust,,,, they tried them because the Government was giving the Companies the trucks at half price AND $ 70,000 a year in operating funds per year ..... When the Free-bee's ( with my tax $ ) dried up they parked them ..... That sure is one Ugly thing ,,,,,, don't look like a truck ... Jabez Cowboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Kris Posted November 23, 2019 Share Posted November 23, 2019 5 hours ago, Utah Bob #35998 said: If a Delorean and a dumpster had a baby..... One of my co-workers said something similar.....if an APC and a pickup had a baby. I like yours better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Chance Morgun Posted November 23, 2019 Share Posted November 23, 2019 5 hours ago, Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 said: PS Where are the side mirrors? Side mirrors! Side mirrors! WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING SIDE MIRROWS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trigger Mike Posted November 23, 2019 Share Posted November 23, 2019 I do hope GM or Ford put out a tailgate that converts to a ramp. A buddy of mine got several broken bones when loading his riding mower up ramps into his truck. Evidently it hurts when they fall off the ramp and land on you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted November 23, 2019 Share Posted November 23, 2019 Good God that thing is ugly! 100K??? Wow!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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