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[Pat Riot]

[Pat Riot]

Funniest thing I have read in weeks…

 

 

 

[Pat Riot]

[Pat Riot]

[Pat Riot]

[Sedalia Dave]

3 hours ago, Alpo said:

Thank you. It is always nice to understand what some of these memes are all about --- who are those people? What the hell is going on here??

 

Now the gentleman, or maybe some of his associates, needs to track down that jerk up on stage and put him in the hospital for a while.

 

If I'm having an affair, or even if I'm just going with a friend to the concert, we're there to listen to people sing. Not to have somebody embarrass us Nationwide. I'm sure it did wonderful things for Coldplay. But that guy needs to learn that actions have consequences.

 

As pointed out earlier the fine print when buying the ticket states you may be filmed. In the case of this concert the venue has what they refer to as a "Kiss Cam" The venue uses it to give the audience some entertainment during lulls in the action. The camera operators search for couples in the crowd to put up on the monitors with the intent of getting to couple to kiss each other or show some other form of affection on camera.

 

Some people go to great lengths to get noticed with the hope of appearing on camera. Others not so much.

 

 

 

[Pat Riot]

[Cypress Sun]

10 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

As pointed out earlier the fine print when buying the ticket states you may be filmed. In the case of this concert the venue has what they refer to as a "Kiss Cam" The venue uses it to give the audience some entertainment during lulls in the action. The camera operators search for couples in the crowd to put up on the monitors with the intent of getting to couple to kiss each other or show some other form of affection on camera.

 

Some people go to great lengths to get noticed with the hope of appearing on camera. Others not so much.

 

 

 

 

Any reasonable expectation of anonymity and privacy, outside of one's home, ended many years ago.

 

[Cypress Sun]

38 minutes ago, Pat Riot said:

 

Yeah they did....who do you think the snake was?

[Alpo]

1 hour ago, Pat Riot said:

 

That's what happens when you do not read to the end of the thread before you quote a post.

 

I quoted one of Pat's memes with another meme. Then I go back up to finish the thread and he had already posted that meme.

 

It seems like every time I quote somebody before I finish reading the thread it comes back to bite me. And I tell myself not to do that again. To finish the thread before I quote.

 

But sure enough - I will forget my good intentions, and I will quote somebody, and that is I'm reading the thread I will find out that somebody had already done that.

Edited July 19, 2025 by Alpo

[Pat Riot]

[Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L]

[Dapper Dave]

I am the exception to the rule - I love my mother-in-law, incredibly nice lady, who, unfortunately, is quickly succumbing to dementia/Alzheimer's. Now my WIFE is probably happy she never had to meet my mother, because she was, shall we say, critical of my girlfriends. Only one ever passed her muster, and I left her when I realized she was the worst slob time had ever created, and I couldn't see myself living like that for the rest of my days. 

[Sedalia Dave]

Guess I was lucky, I got along with my Mother-in-Law and my late wife got along with my mom.

[DocWard]

My Mother-in-Law and Father-in-Law both treated me like a son from day one. I can't say enough good about them both. I was incredibly close to both of them and I miss them both every day.

 

 A picture of me and my Mother-in-Law on my wedding day. Our smiles belie the insanity of the day. As some know, I had found out that morning my Army Reserve unit was activated for Desert Shield. She was the first person I let know, and she managed to keep everything moving forward and made sure AB and I enjoyed our day, as well as have a very abbreviated honeymoon.

Edited July 20, 2025 by DocWard

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Alpo]

WOOF! WOOF WOOF WA-WOOF!!

 

[Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L]

[Alpo]

[Buckshot Bob]

[Alpo]

[Calamity Kris]

17 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:

Guess I was lucky, I got along with my Mother-in-Law and my late wife got along with my mom.

 

I too got along great with my mother-in-law.  She told my husband she considered me her other daughter.  I miss her terribly.  

[Smokin Gator SASS #29736]

On 7/19/2025 at 5:37 AM, Alpo said:

Thank you. It is always nice to understand what some of these memes are all about --- who are those people? What the hell is going on here??

 

Now the gentleman, or maybe some of his associates, needs to track down that jerk up on stage and put him in the hospital for a while.

 

If I'm having an affair, or even if I'm just going with a friend to the concert, we're there to listen to people sing. Not to have somebody embarrass us Nationwide. I'm sure it did wonderful things for Coldplay. But that guy needs to learn that actions have consequences.

 

The executive and his side piece are the ones who needed to learn that actions have consequences.  Mission accomplished. 

[Alpo]

Do you know him? Do you know her? Do you know for a fact that they are having an affair?

 

Or, based solely on the comment by some dork up on stage, you have decided that they are having an affair and therefore that needs to be announced to the whole freaking world, because it's wrong?

 

Must be nice being perfect.

[DocWard]

1 hour ago, Alpo said:

Do you know him? Do you know her? Do you know for a fact that they are having an affair?

 

Or, based solely on the comment by some dork up on stage, you have decided that they are having an affair and therefore that needs to be announced to the whole freaking world, because it's wrong?

 

Must be nice being perfect.

 

Nope, I don't know either one. I'm also far from perfect.

 

What I do know: I do know he's married, and not to her. Are they having an affair? No, I can't say for sure, but given their actions and reactions, it's a safe bet there is something untoward happening. Put another way, I cannot imagine attending a concert, with a woman not my wife, and holding her in my arms the way they were. If you can come up with a logical, rational explanation for all of that, feel free to enlighten us. I'm all ears.

[Smokin Gator SASS #29736]

2 hours ago, Alpo said:

Do you know him? Do you know her? Do you know for a fact that they are having an affair?

 

Or, based solely on the comment by some dork up on stage, you have decided that they are having an affair and therefore that needs to be announced to the whole freaking world, because it's wrong?

 

Must be nice being perfect.

 

By their comments and actions after the incident the needle is heavily pointing towards, yes. It's always revealing about a person when the only other option they throw out is being "perfect". 

[Calamity Kris]

3 hours ago, Smokin Gator SASS #29736 said:

 

The executive and his side piece are the ones who needed to learn that actions have consequences.  Mission accomplished. 

 

I have always said, and will continue to say, keep it in your pants.  If you can't keep it in your pants, don't enter into a committed relationship.  

 

IF they are truly having an affair, which is looking more likely, the real victims in all this are the innocent family members.  They did nothing to deserve this.  Can you imagine the teasing and worse those kids will be exposed to in school the rampant memes, the constant chatter.  That is the really sad part.

[Sedalia Dave]

And now they are both looking for new employment. Being romantically involved in a boss/subordinate relationship violates the ethical code of 99.999% of all businesses.

 

It's rather ironic that she is the head of HR

[Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L]

[Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L]

[Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L]

[Alpo]

[Alpo]

 

You notice the one outlined is about a snowman's head being knocked off and it's on the 23rd. The one below it, on the 25th, is also about a snowman's head being knocked off in the 12000 block of Oak Park Boulevard.

 

That appears to be one of those instances when you need to set up a trail camera. To see just what vandal is destroying your snowman.

[Sedalia Dave]

 

On 7/20/2025 at 10:40 AM, Alpo said:

Do you know him? Do you know her? Do you know for a fact that they are having an affair?

 

Or, based solely on the comment by some dork up on stage, you have decided that they are having an affair and therefore that needs to be announced to the whole freaking world, because it's wrong?

 

Must be nice being perfect.

 

More video footage that removes the doubt that they were indeed having an affair

 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tv/article-14924663/caught-Coldplay-cheats-camera-money-biggest-regret.html#v-8103418179667866674

 

Complete article

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tv/article-14924663/caught-Coldplay-cheats-camera-money-biggest-regret.html

[Raylan]