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On 1/16/2025 at 9:45 PM, Alpo said:

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Or we will have to charge you a $25.00 late cancellation fee.

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2 hours ago, Alpo said:

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It sounds like she suffers from pica (not the font), a mental health disorder in which people eat things not usually considered food. On occasion they will eat hazardous things. As I recall from my days doing child abuse cases, it can be caused by traumatic events, particularly in childhood such as abuse and neglect.

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4 minutes ago, Alpo said:

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I'm maybe close to this, but there are other things too.

 

I added an electrical circuit to the house today, and had a hell of a time being close enough to see what I was doing and being far enough away to have clear focus. Eyes no longer adjusting focus for distance, so cataracts may as well get fixed this spring. Anyway, installed the circuit and now a leg hurts (probably sciatica) from contorting myself to position for the work, and have bruising on the back of both hands from bumping into things.

 

In better news, I have started mocking up my reloading setup.

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5 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:

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But...!  :)

 

The plural of "octopus" is actually "octopuses."  :rolleyes:

 

"Octopi" is also sometimes (incorrectly) used, but "octopuses" is the preferred and more correct plural.  "Octopi" is used because people assume it's formed like Latin loan words, like "fungus/fungi".  However, "Octopus" is derived from the ancient Greek oktōpous, a compound form of oktō, 'eight' and pous, 'foot.'

 

Y'all are quite welcome!  :lol:

 

(And I do like that pie!)  :P

 

 

 

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You beat me to it.

 

The Latin professor walked into the bar and told the bartender that he wanted a martinus.

 

The bartender says, "You mean martini?"

 

The professor says, "If I wanted two, I would have asked for two".

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING

OLD WHEN YOU CAN'T WALK PAST A BATHROOM

WITHOUT THINKING.

"I MIGHT AS WELL PEE

WHILE I'M HERE."

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20 hours ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said:

 

But...!  :)

 

The plural of "octopus" is actually "octopuses."  :rolleyes:

 

"Octopi" is also sometimes (incorrectly) used, but "octopuses" is the preferred and more correct plural.  "Octopi" is used because people assume it's formed like Latin loan words, like "fungus/fungi".  However, "Octopus" is derived from the ancient Greek oktōpous, a compound form of oktō, 'eight' and pous, 'foot.'

 

Y'all are quite welcome!  :lol:

 

(And I do like that pie!)  :P

 

 

 

Okay, I shouldn't read when I'm dog tired ...
... I looked at the illustration and thought "The plural of Cthulhu?"

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27 minutes ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said:

 

Why does this remind me of the recent election?

 

Reminds me of American Graffiti.

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1 hour ago, Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 said:

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I understand the (first) reaction this post got. It reminded me of a story from WW2.

 

Young French women would cozy up to German soldiers in bars or coffee shops and then detonate. :wacko:

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36 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said:

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That looks like the door to a 1973 Olds Custom Cruiser. We had one and that's exactly what the door on the driver's side looked like, same color, same fake wood trim, same everything.

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22 minutes ago, Tajada said:

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The dollar kept has nothing to do with it. Plus the $ 2 dollars paid back is $100.

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