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I'm more to the bottom pic.:P

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47 minutes ago, Buckshot Bob said:

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The last time I drove in the snow - it was February in New Jersey - it not only had snow on the ground but it was snowing. So I had the windshield wipers on.

 

It was also night time.

 

So I'm driving down the road and all of a sudden something went flashing past the driver's window - couldn't have been more than an inch away from the truck.

 

Scared the bejesus out of me. I snatched the wheel to the right so hard, to avoid whatever the hell almost hit me, I almost went off the road.

 

As the windshield wipers were clearing the fresh snow off the windshield, it was piling it up on the left side. And eventually the pile got big enough that the slipstream pulled it over the edge, and it went whipping down past the car. And that's what I saw out of the corner of my eye.

 

Now maybe y'all folks that drive in the snow are used to things like that, but that was not only the last time I drove in the snow, I believe it was the first time I drove in the snow. And it was startling.

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4 hours ago, Alpo said:

The last time I drove in the snow - it was February in New Jersey - it not only had snow on the ground but it was snowing. So I had the windshield wipers on.

 

It was also night time.

 

So I'm driving down the road and all of a sudden something went flashing past the driver's window - couldn't have been more than an inch away from the truck.

 

Scared the bejesus out of me. I snatched the wheel to the right so hard, to avoid whatever the hell almost hit me, I almost went off the road.

 

As the windshield wipers were clearing the fresh snow off the windshield, it was piling it up on the left side. And eventually the pile got big enough that the slipstream pulled it over the edge, and it went whipping down past the car. And that's what I saw out of the corner of my eye.

 

Now maybe y'all folks that drive in the snow are used to things like that, but that was not only the last time I drove in the snow, I believe it was the first time I drove in the snow. And it was startling.

The last time I drove in a snowstorm was Friday :) 

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Couldn't get any sound :(

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11 hours ago, Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 said:

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Actually women have been using the men's room for years. Concerts, ball games. Any place where there is a lot of people.

 

You take two public restrooms of the same size. The ladies room has room for 10 toilets, so 10 people can pee. The men's room has five toilets and 15 urinals in the same amount of space. 20 people can pee.

 

The line at the men's room moves faster, so quite often women will get in the men's room line.

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1 hour ago, Eyesa Horg said:

Couldn't get any sound :(

Not only was there no sound, but you couldn't slide that up and watch anything underneath it. It was just the one audioless video

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1 hour ago, Eyesa Horg said:

Couldn't get any sound :(

 

2 minutes ago, Alpo said:

Not only was there no sound, but you couldn't slide that up and watch anything underneath it. It was just the one audioless video

 

Go back to it, and when you start it hit the button to increase volume.  I don't know why,  but sometimes I have to do that even when I know that my sound is on.  Heck, sometimes when I hit Watch Again I have to uppen the sound to get it to play. 

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That worked. I tapped right in the middle of that picture and I could hear that woman start talking.

 

Interesting. I would use a gun, but interesting.

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7 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

 

Go back to it, and when you start it hit the button to increase volume.  I don't know why,  but sometimes I have to do that even when I know that my sound is on.  Heck, sometimes when I hit Watch Again I have to uppen the sound to get it to play. 

Even at 100% volume, no joy!

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2 minutes ago, Alpo said:

That worked. I tapped right in the middle of that picture and I could hear that woman start talking.

 

Interesting. I would use a gun, but interesting.

That worked!!!

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2 hours ago, Alpo said:

Actually women have been using the men's room for years. Concerts, ball games. Any place where there is a lot of people.

 

You take two public restrooms of the same size. The ladies room has room for 10 toilets, so 10 people can pee. The men's room has five toilets and 15 urinals in the same amount of space. 20 people can pee.

 

The line at the men's room moves faster, so quite often women will get in the men's room line.

 

That's true. But usually only at big events  as you described. They just need to use the toilet. They're not trying to sneak in for other reasons.

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54 minutes ago, Smokin Gator SASS #29736 said:

 

That's true. But usually only at big events  as you described. They just need to use the toilet. They're not trying to sneak in for other reasons.

At the Summit in Houston (now Joel Osteen's House of God and Money), girls would use the Men's Room at big concerts. It was funny, when the stalls were full, some would use a urinal! Didn't know chicks could do that!

They also got on their boyfriend's shoulders to flash their charms on the big-screen tv's!

And you could smoke indoors, too!  

High times were had by all!

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9 minutes ago, Brazos John said:

some would use a urinal!

Frontwards or backwards.

 

When I was about 4 or 5 years old I'd run around the neighborhood with this kid and his little sister. There was a big ditch that ran behind the houses, and I recall that one day we had to pee. So we went up to the edge and peed in the ditch. Me and the other boy, naturally, faced forward. His little sister turned around so her back was to the ditch, and bent over and peed backwards between her legs.

 

I didn't know girls could do that. But then, having no sisters, there's a whole lot of stuff I didn't know girls could do.

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14 minutes ago, Brazos John said:

It was funny, when the stalls were full, some would use a urinal!

 

The Veterans Hall in Petaluma converted a men's room into a ladies room to comply with some regulation.  Left the urinals in.  At big square dances there my ex would use them.  She'd figured out how to sort sit on it to urinate.   Quite a trick with her square dance outfits. 

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1 hour ago, Brazos John said:

At the Summit in Houston (now Joel Osteen's House of God and Money), girls would use the Men's Room at big concerts. It was funny, when the stalls were full, some would use a urinal! Didn't know chicks could do that!

They also got on their boyfriend's shoulders to flash their charms on the big-screen tv's!

And you could smoke indoors, too!  

High times were had by all!

 

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1 hour ago, Brazos John said:

At the Summit in Houston (now Joel Osteen's House of God and Money), girls would use the Men's Room at big concerts. It was funny, when the stalls were full, some would use a urinal! Didn't know chicks could do that!

They also got on their boyfriend's shoulders to flash their charms on the big-screen tv's!

And you could smoke indoors, too!  

High times were had by all!

 

It's amazing the things you see at parties, at least, some of the ones I used to go to back in the '70's. Watched a bunch of he-man bikers lose a pissing contest to a woman. She wasn't shy.

It was an interesting party to say the least.

 

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6 hours ago, Alpo said:

Frontwards or backwards.

Frontwards.

That was the funny part.

They used their hand to aim, and did fine.  :rolleyes:

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