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12 hours ago, Alpo said:

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Leftover bacon is two and a half pounds of the five pound package that you didn't cook this morning so you had some for tomorrow.

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Reminds me of the story of the little girl that saw two dogs having sex.

 

She pointed them out to her father and asked what was going on.

 

After hemming and hawing for a minute, the father said that the dog in the back had hurt his front paw, and the dog in front was helping him to get home.

 

And the little girl says, "Ain't that just the way of the world. You try to help somebody, and you get s******".

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