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[PowderRiverCowboy]

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

[Alpo]

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

Speaking of toilets...

 

[Alpo]

I recall an episode of The Mighty Carson Art Players.

 

Johnny was teaching a class on how to demonstrate toilet paper in a store. He had three or four pieces in his hand.

 

He has a guy up to the table, and he asked him, "Do you know what to do with this?"

 

The man looked sort of surprised, then leaned forward and whispered in Johnny ear.

 

Johnny laughed and said, while demonstrating, "No no, you rub it against your cheek, like this".

 

And the man says, "That's not what I do with it".

[Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967]

1 hour ago, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said:

Speaking of toilets...

 

 

Nigh onto ninety bucks for a bale of bung fodder...?  Dang!!  

 

Bidenomics??  

[Sedalia Dave]

[Sedalia Dave]

[Alpo]

[Buckshot Bob]

[Rye Miles #13621]

[Buckshot Bob]

[Alpo]

[Buckshot Bob]

[Alpo]

[Cypress Sun]

3 hours ago, Alpo said:

 

You'd sell more Chevy trucks, Winchester would sell more rifles and mechanics would have more business, what's not to like!

[Sedalia Dave]

[Buckshot Bob]

[Sedalia Dave]

[Alpo]

[Subdeacon Joe]

17 minutes ago, Alpo said:

 

Only if you leave the container at the scene of the crime.

[Sedalia Dave]

[Sedalia Dave]

[Rye Miles #13621]

[Rye Miles #13621]

Oops

 

Edited September 27, 2024 by Rye Miles #13621

[Alpo]

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

1 hour ago, Alpo said:

Big Wheels hadn't been invented when I was that age, so for me, it was a Schwinn Tornado bicycle and a Mattel Shootin Shell revolver.

[Buckshot Bob]

[Cypress Sun]

1 minute ago, Buckshot Bob said:

 

Naw...

My money never knowingly murdered anyone, all of the tax vehicles crashed into my money almost immediately and there was never a "trial of the century" to get my money back.

 

Oh, the glove didn't fit because it had shrunk, years after being soaked in blood.

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

54 minutes ago, Cypress Sun said:

Oh, the glove didn't fit because it had shrunk, years after being soaked in blood.

I said that at the time!

[J-BAR #18287]

I was impressed with the way OJ devoted the rest of his life to looking for the real killer on golf courses.

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

1 hour ago, J-BAR #18287 said:

I was impressed with the way OJ devoted the rest of his life to looking for the real killer on golf courses.

Don't forget that he even went as far as to go to jail to look.

[John Kloehr]

2 hours ago, Cypress Sun said:

Oh, the glove didn't fit because it had shrunk, years after being soaked in blood.

Some months after the trial, someone found older footage of him doing play-by-play on the sidelines.

 

He was wearing identical looking gloves, they were too small for his hands.

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

[Sedalia Dave]